Pope Palpatine is at it again:
Pope: Other Christians Not True Churches
By NICOLE WINFIELD (Associated Press Writer)
From Associated Press
July 10, 2007 11:35 AM
EDTLORENZAGO DI CADORE, Italy – Pope Benedict XVI has reasserted the universal primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, approving a document released Tuesday that says Orthodox churches were defective and that other Christian denominations were not true churches. (Story.)
So those of you who are Baptists, Methodists, Anglicans, Orthodox – one assumes you can go ahead and book your reservations on the Express Bus to Hell. As for those of you who are Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, Wiccans, or GodÂ® forbid, atheists or secular humanists, well, maybe it’s better if we don’t even go down that path, huh?
Maybe later today he’ll issue a clarification on the proper method for burning witches and converting the Jews.
Categories: Religion & Philosophy