Keating was an icon of the Old Testament morality that defines American culture. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the […]
What do women not want from men?
Often, the evidence suggests, sex in long-term relationships. What most people know about Sigmund Freud could fit on the head of a penis. But many are familiar with his late-life lament: “What […]
Was there a Mrs. Jesus?
In case you don’t regularly visit the “Entertainment” section on the main Google News page, you may have missed the article published yesterday afternoon with variations on the headline, “A Faded Piece […]
Beyond manscaping: age-defying lift!
By Patrick Vecchio I was walking through our mall’s major department store the other day on my way to the men’s section. Repeat: the men’s section. I don’t think they’ll even let […]
The onanical double standard
For women, masturbation is viewed as liberating; for men, a loser’s game.
The Newtonian principles of marriage: two from Paul Szep
S&R Fiction: "My First Week of College," by Jessica Dainty Johns
I still can’t believe I got a dude with a harelip for a roommate. And his name is Roger. Fucking Roger. I walk in and he’s already claimed the top bunk, his […]
What's the matter with Texas? (I think it has something to do with testosterone, but I'm not sure what…)
I spent yesterday in Houston on business. Excuse me, I meant “bidniss.” I had to do some interviews with physicians around town, so I spent a good bit of time in the […]
Hell no, Chaz Bono should not be on Dancing With the Stars. Wait – never mind…
Sweet hell – can you believe they’re going to let Chaz Bono compete on Dancing With the Stars? What a travesty. Oh, no. Not because of that. We’re perfectly down with a transgender […]
On Richard Pryor: It was something he said
The great medieval poet Geoffrey Chaucer created timeless characters in his Canterbury Tales; archetypal personalities such as the Wife of Bath and the Miller endure to this day. Through them Chaucer could […]