“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” Who said it?
Ron Paul II

I’m not talking about Rand or the pope. I give you RonPaul ReaganRyan, the shapeshifting Gipperbot who has come to complete the GOP’s destiny! Ugh. (Note how little the hair changes.) x-posted […]
Illustration: US foreign policy, 2011

by Christopher Griesedieck
Justin Bieber better than the GOP on health care?
By Lee Camp
An ode to all the homophobes
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ONN SportsDome: Ben Roethlisberger one win away from being good person
Ah, the redemptive power of football… Onion SportsDome
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by Terry Hargrove I am the most boring person I know. Oh, I’m not complaining, I’m bragging. But it’s not easy being boring. It requires vigilance and constant attention to detect possible […]
Nota Bene #118: VOTE!
“I am not fit for this office and should never have been here.” Who said it?
Nota Bene #116: Long Live Elena Pavlichenko
“I think women rule the world and that no man has ever done anything that a woman either hasn’t allowed him to do or encouraged him to do.” Who said it?
Nota Bene #114: Big Star
“The radio makes hideous sounds.” Who said it?