Steve: You know why we are here. Donald: Yes sir. Steve: You know that your situation is hopeless. Think of your son, Barron, and your wife, Melania, alone and afraid, because of […]
Donald confesses to Kellyann Conway
Donald: I told Jeff about the “community service.” Kellyann: Are you serious? What did I tell you not five minutes ago? You smile and wave and follow orders and keep your mouth […]
Donald meets Jeff Sessions
Wiggy Leaks – there’s a bug under that rug. Jeff: Sir, I’d like to talk to you about the immigration justice program. Donald: What’s on your mind? Jeff: We estimate that if […]
Donald meets Vladimir Putin
Wiggy Leaks – there’s a bug under that rug. Vladimir: Let me congratulate you on your election victory. Donald: Thank you my friend, and let me congratulate you. You’ve got a great country […]
Donald meets Henry Kissinger
Wiggy Leaks – There’s a bug under that rug. Donald: First, I gotta ask this. Where did you go wrong? Henry: I’ve been advising Presidents for fifty years, including President Obama and […]
Donald’s talk with Shinzō
Wiggy Leaks: there’s a bug under that rug Donald: I have great respect for the Japanese. You draw the best titties. I’ve heard you make the best cars, but they’re made in […]
It’s time baseball players were allowed to carry guns on the field
Yesterday, the second best pitcher on the LA Dodgers, Zack Greinke, had his collarbone broken by an out-of-control Carlos Quentin. If Greinke had only had a right to carry a gun in the workplace, this […]
After protest, NRA advocates for speech control
by Christopher Griesedieck (WASHINGTON, DC) “In the wake of this great national tragedy, the National Rifle Association mourns with the victims,” announced NRA President Buck Donalds at a press conference today following yet […]
NFL announces new fan promotion: YOU make the call. In the Super Bowl!
In an attempt to quell growing fan unrest over the job being done by its replacement officials, the NFL today announced a new promotion it expects to increase public engagement with the […]
Pick 'em: Romney, Romney-bot or Vampire
Is Romney truly a vampire politician or merely another robot-puppet doing rightwing billionaire bidding? Inquiring minds want to know as we prefer humanized robots to fiendish ghouls — and we wrote two verse satires to support this prudent perspective.