
Steve: You know why we are here. Donald: Yes sir. Steve: You know that your situation is hopeless. Think of your son, Barron, and your wife, Melania, alone and afraid, because of […]
Steve: You know why we are here. Donald: Yes sir. Steve: You know that your situation is hopeless. Think of your son, Barron, and your wife, Melania, alone and afraid, because of […]
Donald: I told Jeff about the “community service.” Kellyann: Are you serious? What did I tell you not five minutes ago? You smile and wave and follow orders and keep your mouth […]
Wiggy Leaks – there’s a bug under that rug. Jeff: Sir, I’d like to talk to you about the immigration justice program. Donald: What’s on your mind? Jeff: We estimate that if […]
Wiggy Leaks – there’s a bug under that rug. Vladimir: Let me congratulate you on your election victory. Donald: Thank you my friend, and let me congratulate you. You’ve got a great country […]
Wiggy Leaks – There’s a bug under that rug. Donald: First, I gotta ask this. Where did you go wrong? Henry: I’ve been advising Presidents for fifty years, including President Obama and […]
Wiggy Leaks: there’s a bug under that rug Donald: I have great respect for the Japanese. You draw the best titties. I’ve heard you make the best cars, but they’re made in […]
Yesterday, the second best pitcher on the LA Dodgers, Zack Greinke, had his collarbone broken by an out-of-control Carlos Quentin. If Greinke had only had a right to carry a gun in the workplace, this […]
by Christopher Griesedieck (WASHINGTON, DC) “In the wake of this great national tragedy, the National Rifle Association mourns with the victims,” announced NRA President Buck Donalds at a press conference today following yet […]
In an attempt to quell growing fan unrest over the job being done by its replacement officials, the NFL today announced a new promotion it expects to increase public engagement with the […]
Is Romney truly a vampire politician or merely another robot-puppet doing rightwing billionaire bidding? Inquiring minds want to know as we prefer humanized robots to fiendish ghouls — and we wrote two verse satires to support this prudent perspective.