The president of the united states is cracking under the strain of multiple criminal investigations and is literally live-tweeting his own hellish descent into madness. What a time to be alive. Your […]
The streets ran red with green… At best St. Patrick’s Day is a problematic holiday, celebrated more upon the basis of benevolent boozy pop culture myth than upon an accurate understanding of […]
Sometimes I wish I had no moral compass because holy fucking shit the first thing I would do is grift these Deplorable rubes so hard that they’d be walking around wearing a […]
I’m in the mood for a little dissection, aren’t you? First, let me be clear that I agree with everything in this meme. I’m something of a proceduralist. It’s only gotten worse […]
… leaves surrounded by moss on a stump in the forest at my university.
Beto has announced for President. Now to see if we can figure out who he actually is. To the surprise of nobody, Texas Democratic darling Beto O’Rourke has announced his candidacy for […]
In a society that can’t think (or count), one case proves the point. That it’s actually just one bad actor and the other 99.99% are hard-working, regular folks like us is of […]
“Putin told me he didn’t meddle.” “Kim Jong-un told me he’s giving up his nukes.” “Bin Salman told me he didn’t kill Khashoggi.” “Boeing told me these airplanes are safe.” Hey guys […]
Tucker Carlson’s entire adult life has been about exacting revenge for having spent all of high school stuffed into a locker. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]
You’ll need the box These slopes surround Longyearbyen.