Happy Thanksgiving from the staff of Scholars & Rogues.
Ivanka Trump, because when I need to ensure that government emails are being sent securely, I turn to the failed handbag-designing bubble-headed dilettante socialite pariah daughter whose vulgar pig father wants to […]
Smokestack, Denver CO
Seriously, if the loudmouth drunk at the end of the bar started yammering on about how he would have gotten bin Laden sooner, you’d be all ‘shut the fuck up, Tommy’ and […]
“Rake the forest floor” is the brain-vomit of a mediocre man who misremembers something he once half-heard and never fully understood at the time but now considers himself an expert on the […]
… at 9,000 feet in Ashley National Forest in northwestern Utah.
Claude Monet was born with the gift of seeing things new and without any necessary devotion to denotation. Yet in later life, he saw almost nothing. What filtered through the cataracts – […]
Venetian Masquerade Masks…
If I buy two boxes of cereal, can I vote twice or do I need to change my shirt first? These voter ID laws are very confusing. Your Daily Devotional is a […]
Call me sentimental, but I think it’s nice that Trump is sticking up for the green-card Slovenian trophy wife who married him for his money, recoils at his touch, never smiles in […]