hey guys our sweaty warthog president is melting straight the fuck down and throwing a tantrum for the ages because for the first time in his greasy little crime-strewn life he’s being […]
Your Daily Devotional for October 3, 2019
Your Daily Devotional for October 2, 2019
hey, it’s just Mark Zuckerberg, the guy who controls exactly which stories hundreds of millions of people see every day, coming out against Elizabeth Warren. nothing scary or alarming about that so […]
Where there’s wind…

… there are windmills
Your Daily Devotional for October 1, 2019
it’s a good thing that we elected the man who is calling for a senator’s arrest for treason and a civil war all while melting right the fuck down and panic-tweeting from […]
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The landscape equivalent of surround sound
Your Daily Devotional for September 30, 2019
look, I may not agree with everything our president says, but I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for […]
Hunter Biden: The GOP Declares victory over incredulity

With evidence of Trump’s corruption mounting the hot topic around DC is naturally impeachment Hunter Biden… I’ll assume you’ve been following the news and don’t need me to backstory this for you. […]
Your Daily Devotional for September 27, 2019
failed at running a real estate empire failed at running casinos failed at running an airline failed at running a magazine failed at selling steaks failed at selling wine failed at selling […]
Your Daily Devotional for September 26, 2019
no one could have predicted that the lifelong failure-monkey who ran six casinos into the ground and ran an airline into the ground and ran a football league into the ground and […]
Your Daily Devotional for September 25, 2019
it’s all fun and games until your big dumb stupid fucking Ukraine extortion scheme blows up right in your big dumb stupid fucking day-glow orange face Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]