… of an American beech in the forest at my university.
Lingering leaves
Your Daily Devotional for November 15, 2019
Trump uses his own unsecured cell phone to discuss his crimes with flunkies in restaurants, yammering so fucking loudly that bystanders can hear him, but yes please tell me one more time […]
Your Daily Devotional for November 14, 2019
[Deplorable saws off his own hand] me: what are you doing??? Deplorable: HA HA I TRIGGERED YOU, LIBTARD me: I’m not trigg— Deplorable: TRUMP IS STILL YOUR PRESIDENT me: you’re bleedin— Deplorable: […]
Your Daily Devotional for November 13, 2019
Trump, you sweaty imbecile. you could have lived quietly in the shadows and laundered Russian mob money and fucked porn actresses to your heart’s content but you needed to be the center […]
Trump will win re-election, and he will remake America in South Africa’s image
When Trump was elected, I said that you had put an African “big man” in power. That wasn’t a joke, but the absolute truth. The clearest and most obvious indicator of that […]
Your Daily Devotional for November 12, 2019
so the five-time draft dodger who shirked his duty to his country by finding some quack doctor to gin up a bullshit note about imaginary bone spurs and stole money raised for […]
Your Daily Devotional for November 11, 2019
at this very moment, a white man in America, born into obscene wealth and handed every opportunity, a man who failed upwards his entire life and fell ass-backwards into the United States […]
Will somebody PLEASE teach Brad Nessler how to pronounce “Tagovailoa”?
It’s disrespectful, it’s lazy, it’s unprofessional, and it may even be a bit racist. CBS Sports coverage of yesterday’s big Alabama/LSU matchup was fronted by their top SEC football duo, play-by-play guy […]
Your Daily Devotional for November 8, 2019
I’d watch a version of The Apprentice where Trump has to learn how many cartons of cigarettes it takes to bribe a prison guard to smuggle in a cell phone for him […]
Your Daily Devotional for November 7, 2019
it’s almost kind of tragically sad, a son willing to repeatedly humiliate himself in order to win the love of a father who is incapable of loving him, but then you realize […]
