hey, remember when Nepotism Barbie worked on behalf of true Americans under attack by “real elites”? me neither, but I do remember when she and her unctuous brothers and sweaty warthog father […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 29, 2020
Your Daily Devotional for January 28, 2020
look: if “take her out. okay? do it” meant “fire her,” then why did Trump say it to Rudy’s hired goons Lev and Igor? do Russian thugs generally have the authority to […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 27, 2020
thank god we elected the guy who sits down to dinner with two blabbermouth Russian gangsters and allows himself to be secretly recorded, and not the lady who was careless with three […]
Trump’s Space Force Logo WTF: the greatest troll in human history
Sure, it may bring down civilization as we know it, but we’ll all die laughing. Friday afternoon Presnit Donald tweeted out the new logo for his space force. After consultation with our […]
S&R Honors: Terry Jones
Gavin Chait Terry Jones: Monty Python star dies aged 77 Cat White NOOOOOOOO! Now there was a Scrogue.
Donald has done over 3000 horrible things in 49 different categories over the last 2 1/2 years
Between July 1, 2017 and December 31, 2019, Donald and his Administration did over 3000 different loathsome things.
Your Daily Devotional for January 24, 2020
don’t worry, Trump will mature in office don’t worry, Ivanka will rein Trump in don’t worry, John Kelly will rein Trump in don’t worry, Mueller will bring Trump to justice don’t worry, […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 22, 2020
if you ever wondered how Nazi Germany happened, look no further than Midnight Moscow Mitch, who could put an end to all this in one cold fucking second but won’t, because tax […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 21, 2020
all I’m saying is that if your reaction to minor gun control legislation is to cover yourself in swastikas and go fucking apeshit on Martin Luther King Day, you’re probably not a […]
Jane is gone
My mother could be … difficult. She and I never had a real relationship. Mainly she was this woman I knew who gave birth to me and our main bond, from my […]
