You can’t make this stuff up. Fortunately, you don’t have to. I once sat in a meeting and listened as one of our veeps said, and I quote: “I have a real […]
Here, kitty kitty kitty…. (Brisbane, California, July 4th, 2017. See my other work here and here.)
Is it too early to name something the ______ of the Year? Heck no. Let’s call it. You probably saw where United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz lamented the need to “re-accommodate” that […]
San Diego’s MLS hopefuls and Crayola ought to have learned from history. #NewCrayonColors It started innocently enough in 2012, when the geniuses at Mountain Dew decided to ask the Internet’s help in naming […]
I know I said I’d never write another poem, but how often do you get to collaborate with a Pulitzer winner? _____ Portrait: Paul Szep Words: @Doc
RIP Santa Claus: 300-2016 AD Go tell the kids – Santa ain’t coming this year.
I don’t care if you stuff your pockets until it looks like you’re smuggling carburetors. If you’re too macho to carry a bag, that’s your issue. I can imagine how the conversation would go. My […]
Thor and Dr. Jones LIVE! And we arrive at the final installation in our series of lines from The Big Bang Theory that would make good band names. I love the first one. […]