Hey guys call me crazy but I’m beginning to suspect that the thief who won’t show us his tax returns, the moron who won’t show us his grades, the bloated dotard who […]

Like all devout Christians, Trump believes that marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman and a another woman after that and then another woman after that and also […]

America 2019: racists writing immigration policy, thieves writing economic policy, warmongers writing foreign policy, polluters writing environmental policy, ignoramuses writing science policy, a hired goon heading the department of justice and One […]

Trump is misremembering something he once heard years ago about cancer rates and power lines and now in his ruined, syphilis-soaked brain it’s become “windmills give you noise cancer” and once again, […]

“BUT I’M COMPLETELY EXONERATED” wailed Trump, gripping the bars of his cell. “SHUT UP, DAD” came the voice from the next cell. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

Our moron president doesn’t know that Puerto Rico is part of the US or where his father was born or difference between the words ‘origin’ and ‘orange’ and that’s just *today.* which […]

From his perch atop the refrigerator, one of my cats just vomited onto the kitchen floor. That’s hall of fame stuff right there. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]

April is Donald Trump Awareness Month — please help find a cure. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

I’m glad that our president is treating himself to a four-day weekend at his tacky golf-resort-slash-omelet-bar. He’s earned a break after a hard week spent gloating at having escaped justice (for now), […]

Stand proud, America, because if Trump *didn’t* collude, that means that Putin was able to manipulate the gullible fucking moron into doing his bidding just by appealing to his bottomless vanity, and […]