Oh yes please explain again how Obama and a bunch of lifelong Republicans in the FBI conspired with Hillary to spy on Trump’s campaign so that Hillary would lose her own election […]

If it were men who got pregnant, Donald Trump would be bragging about how many abortions he’s had. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]

No one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, compromised Russian assets, wife beaters, mall creepers, cow suers, racists, pedophile wrestling coaches, blackout-drunk rapist judges and bonesaw murder apologists would also […]

You wonder how anyone could be dumb enough to lose a cool billion and then you listen to this stupid senile fuck yammer incoherently about how tariffs are going to bring untold […]

Today I took Trump Air to a Trump casino. During the flight I ate a Trump Steak, drank Trump Vodka and read in Trump Magazine about Trump’s football team. Oh wait, no […]

Our president has been divorced three times: from Ivana, from Marla and from reality. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

Donald Trump: — the genius who was flummoxed by an umbrella — the master businessman who lost a billion dollars — the loving family man who cheated on all three wives — […]

Manafort: in prison Cohen: in prison Stone: in deep shit Flynn: awaiting sentencing Assange: jailed Barr: in contempt Nunes: a wanker Don Jr.: subpoenaed Individual-1: “I’m fucked” Hillary: enjoying a nice walk […]

If I were a perpetual motion felony factory up to my eyeballs in laundered Russian mob money and charity scams and shady real estate deals, the last place I’d want is to […]

The president of the united states is losing his shit and publicly melting down because his hand-picked goon at the department of justice promised him that he could make this all go […]