As you watch our president wander aimlessly on stage at the G20, glassy-eyed and lost in a fugue state of borne of stress, fatigue and the ever-encroaching fog of dementia, you can’t […]

Hillary was wrong to call Trump’s supporters a basket of deplorables. She should have called them a fucktangle of shitweasels. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

Trump is such an aggressively inept bozo of a criminal that if he hadn’t been born into obscene wealth, right now he’d be on an episode of Cops, drunk and with his […]

No one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, child molesters, wife beaters, income tax cheaters, pedophile wrestling coaches, compromised Russian assets, blackout-drunk rapist judges and bone saw murder apologists would […]

Look, if Mueller was breathing down your neck and a lifetime of greed and theft and laundered Russian mob money and paid-off sex partners was finally catching up with you, and all […]

The loneliest man in the world sits in his white house bedroom, endlessly changing channels, desperately trying to find good news about his seedy life and train wreck presidency, with his stomach […]

This holiday season, let’s put the “Christ, these Republicans are shitheads” back in Christmas. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

Ivanka Trump, because when I need to ensure that government emails are being sent securely, I turn to the failed handbag-designing bubble-headed dilettante socialite pariah daughter whose vulgar pig father wants to […]

Seriously, if the loudmouth drunk at the end of the bar started yammering on about how he would have gotten bin Laden sooner, you’d be all ‘shut the fuck up, Tommy’ and […]

“Rake the forest floor” is the brain-vomit of a mediocre man who misremembers something he once half-heard and never fully understood at the time but now considers himself an expert on the […]