If I were a perpetual motion felony factory up to my eyeballs in laundered Russian mob money and charity scams and shady real estate deals, the last place I’d want is to […]

The president of the united states is losing his shit and publicly melting down because his hand-picked goon at the department of justice promised him that he could make this all go […]

So the president of the united states is bragging that he told the head of the country that meddled in our election that he doesn’t believe the report that proves they meddled […]

[Trumps shoots a person on Fifth Avenue] Barr: “the allegation has been proven false” Giuliani: “murder isn’t murder” Lindsey Graham: “the arresting officer was a Democrat” Maggie Haberman: “to be fair, it […]

Bill Barr would have helped Nixon erase the tapes. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

Hang on, are you trying to tell me that the justice-obstructing attorney general who was specifically appointed to obstruct justice for a justice-obstructing president has been obstructing justice all along? Get the […]

Our president is a compromised Russian asset who sold out his country while lining his pockets, dismantling democracy while goading his thick-witted worshipers into a murderous frenzy — but at least he […]

Being a Deplorable means that you get to brag that Lincoln freed the slaves and at the same time worship Robert E. Lee for being a patriotic hero who went to war […]

Franklin Graham, because when I need spiritual guidance I turn to the homophobic demagogue who would have you believe that a thrice-married serial-philandering imbecile who mocks the weak and bullies the helpless […]

Closing the entire southern border would be a massive undertaking for our president. Maybe the inept fuck should first master closing an umbrella and then gradually work up to something larger. Your […]