Hi kids! It’s me, your favorite sexagenarian here to tell you that when I was a kid the top tax rate was 90% and not only did our country have money for […]

I’m thinking that the guy who brags on tape about forcing himself on women and calls protestors sons of bitches and says immigrants are animals needs to keep his stupid mouth shut […]

Today, private citizen Paul Ryan is free to rake in millions as a lobbyist, but in my vision of a just and perfect world this venal sociopath shitfuck would be stripped of […]

Mitt Romney, owner of a dancing horse, is an out-of-touch, unfeeling vulture-capitalist plutocrat who strapped a dog to the roof of his car and thinks that 47% of Americans are moochers, and […]

trooper: license and registration, please Giuliani: PUT UP OR SHUT UP, OFFICER, YOU’VE GOT NOTHING trooper: sir, I clocked you on on radar going 85 Giuliani: THERE’S NOTHING IN THE TRUNK trooper: […]

Imagine having data from seventeen intelligence agencies at your fingertips and choosing instead to get your daily briefing from professional trolls like Ann Coulter whose livelihood depends on them being the worst […]

“I have three wonderful children, Don Jr., Ivanka and Eric—” [aide whispers in Trump’s ear] “and Barron. I have four wonderful chi—” [aide whispers in Trump’s ear] “who the fuck is Tiffany?” […]

This year I gave all my Christmas gifts to the richest kid in the neighborhood. I’m sure they’ll trickle down to the other kids real soon now. Your Daily Devotional is a […]

Still waiting for Trump to collude with America even just once. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

No one could have predicted that the guy who ran a scam university and a scam modeling agency and a scam magazine and a scam airline and sold scam mortgages and scam […]