remember when Hunter Biden was fined for refusing to rent apartments to black people? oh wait, that was Trump. remember when Hunter Biden settled out of court for running a scam university? […]

if they test Trump’s DNA maybe we can finally find out what kind of reptile he is Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

hey MAGA morons: Hunter Biden could be guilty as fuck, it’s still a crime to use the office of the presidency to inflict some greasy two-bit shakedown on a foreign country and […]

hey, remember when Nepotism Barbie worked on behalf of true Americans under attack by “real elites”? me neither, but I do remember when she and her unctuous brothers and sweaty warthog father […]

look: if “take her out. okay? do it” meant “fire her,” then why did Trump say it to Rudy’s hired goons Lev and Igor? do Russian thugs generally have the authority to […]

thank god we elected the guy who sits down to dinner with two blabbermouth Russian gangsters and allows himself to be secretly recorded, and not the lady who was careless with three […]

don’t worry, Trump will mature in office don’t worry, Ivanka will rein Trump in don’t worry, John Kelly will rein Trump in don’t worry, Mueller will bring Trump to justice don’t worry, […]

if you ever wondered how Nazi Germany happened, look no further than Midnight Moscow Mitch, who could put an end to all this in one cold fucking second but won’t, because tax […]

all I’m saying is that if your reaction to minor gun control legislation is to cover yourself in swastikas and go fucking apeshit on Martin Luther King Day, you’re probably not a […]

and so the ignorant loudmouth moron who said to rake the forest and water-bomb the cathedral and nuke the hurricane just advised us to fight rising sea levels with mops and buckets […]