Trump: “I grab them by the pussy.” Women: “he grabbed us by the pussy.” Media: “I guess we’ll never know.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

Your reminder that Roy Moore was a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, pro-slavery, antisemitic, gun-fetishizing theocratic sack of rancid shit even before we discovered that he was a mall-creeping predator with […]

We took black people out of their lands and for 250 years forced them to be slaves and for 100 years after that denied them basic civil rights and to this day […]

Thank god we elected the guy whose own intelligence agencies keep him in the dark about their operations for fear that he’ll blab state secrets to Putin and Kim, and not the […]

A brief history of collusion: 1. NO COLLUSION! 2. maybe there was but I didn’t know about it 3. maybe I knew but so what 4. lots of people collude 5. it’s […]

If Trump had been on John McCain’s plane shot down over Vietnam, what do you think would have been the very first thing he said to his captors? — [blubbering] “don’t kill […]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you fail to impeach and/or prosecute a president for conspiring with a foreign power, NOW HE IS LITERALLY ANNOUNCING IN ADVANCE THAT HE WILL DO IT AGAIN, […]

Call me crazy but I’m starting to suspect that the lying liar who lied about crowd size and lied about his wealth and lied about his racist wall and lied about bone […]

We’re going to build a big beautiful wall on the moon and we’re going to get the Martians to pay for it. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

So glad that Trump is spending the night at his shitty golf resort in Ireland, he deserves a break after three days of boorishly insulting his hosts, impersonating a demented waiter in […]