hey everyone — I’d like to thank the gang at Scholars & Rogues for giving me the space to do this. it was fun! see you all around the internet …

remember after Hurricane Sandy when Obama made all the governors dance and beg for help? of course you don’t. Obama sprang to immediate action and did what needed to be done, because […]

what kind of shithole country murders its own postal service Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

when asked how he would know when it was safe to go out in public again, the guy who stared directly into an eclipse and said to rake the forest and waterbomb […]

if I had something that I wanted to make sure Trump never ever ever ever ever found out about, I’d put it in his daily briefing Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]

Joe Biden was not my first choice. he was not my seventh choice. he was not my sixteenth choice. but you’re goddamn right that I’ll be voting for him in November Your […]

call me crazy but I’m beginning to suspect that the guy who held teenage beauty pageants might be out of his depth here Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]

your pandemic response team: — the stupidest fucking moron on the planet — the stupidest fucking son-in-law on the planet — the guy who sells pillows — the doctor who trashed her […]

holy fucking shit, the president of the united states is melting straight the fuck down and throwing a shit-fit for the ages on live television and I guess what I want to […]

turns out that racism and stupidity are not the skill set needed to fight a global pandemic. look, I’m just as surprised as you Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]