guys I’m starting to suspect that the green-card trophy wife who married the president for his money, recoils at his touch, never smiles in his presence, refuses to share his bed and […]

the president of the united states has been panic-tweeting for three and a half solid hours and I guess what I want to know is WHY THE FUCK DO WE EVEN HAVE […]

hey everyone the guy who paid out millions in settlements after he was caught running a scam university and paid out millions in fines after he was caught running a scam charity […]

hey wait, are you telling me that the guy who abandoned the Kurds to be slaughtered and looked the other way as Bone Saw Arabia murdered a journalist and runs concentration camps […]

hold on, are you telling me that a bunch of lifelong Republicans in the FBI and Comey *DIDN’T* plot with Ukraine and Hillary to lose her own election so that Trump would […]

if your grandfather started rambling incoherently about the color of light bulbs and about how tremendous amounts of water rushing out to sea somehow means that everyone has to flush their toilets […]

guys it’s ok to cage kids and it’s ok to take healthcare away from kids and it’s ok to saddle kids with school lunch debt but don’t speak the name of the […]

hey, remember when our president won every trade war and got Kim Jong-un to give up his nukes and won the Nobel Peace Prize? me neither, but I do remember when the […]

plutocrats Bloomberg and Steyer are both less popular than ball cancer but they can finance their vanity campaigns with the vast wealth they’ve been hoarding. meanwhile Kamala Harris is forced to drop […]

has the president’s plane taken off for London yet? good, let’s dump all his shit on the White House lawn and change the locks on America Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]