guys I’m starting to suspect that the green-card trophy wife who married the president for his money, recoils at his touch, never smiles in his presence, refuses to share his bed and […]
Jeff Tiedrich
Designer, Musician, Curmudgeon, Celebrity Death Haikuist and Formerly Famous on the Internet. I think everyone is entitled to my own opinion.
Your Daily Devotional for December 13, 2019
the president of the united states has been panic-tweeting for three and a half solid hours and I guess what I want to know is WHY THE FUCK DO WE EVEN HAVE […]
Your Daily Devotional for December 12, 2019
hey everyone the guy who paid out millions in settlements after he was caught running a scam university and paid out millions in fines after he was caught running a scam charity […]
Your Daily Devotional for December 11, 2019
hey wait, are you telling me that the guy who abandoned the Kurds to be slaughtered and looked the other way as Bone Saw Arabia murdered a journalist and runs concentration camps […]
Your Daily Devotional for December 10, 2019
hold on, are you telling me that a bunch of lifelong Republicans in the FBI and Comey *DIDN’T* plot with Ukraine and Hillary to lose her own election so that Trump would […]
Your Daily Devotional for December 9, 2019
if your grandfather started rambling incoherently about the color of light bulbs and about how tremendous amounts of water rushing out to sea somehow means that everyone has to flush their toilets […]
Your Daily Devotional for December 6, 2019
guys it’s ok to cage kids and it’s ok to take healthcare away from kids and it’s ok to saddle kids with school lunch debt but don’t speak the name of the […]
Your Daily Devotional for December 5, 2019
hey, remember when our president won every trade war and got Kim Jong-un to give up his nukes and won the Nobel Peace Prize? me neither, but I do remember when the […]
Your Daily Devotional for December 4, 2019
plutocrats Bloomberg and Steyer are both less popular than ball cancer but they can finance their vanity campaigns with the vast wealth they’ve been hoarding. meanwhile Kamala Harris is forced to drop […]
Your Daily Devotional for December 3, 2019
has the president’s plane taken off for London yet? good, let’s dump all his shit on the White House lawn and change the locks on America Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]