“I have three wonderful children, Don Jr., Ivanka and Eric—” [aide whispers in Trump’s ear] “and Barron. I have four wonderful chi—” [aide whispers in Trump’s ear] “who the fuck is Tiffany?” […]

This year I gave all my Christmas gifts to the richest kid in the neighborhood. I’m sure they’ll trickle down to the other kids real soon now. Your Daily Devotional is a […]

Still waiting for Trump to collude with America even just once. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

No one could have predicted that the guy who ran a scam university and a scam modeling agency and a scam magazine and a scam airline and sold scam mortgages and scam […]

A doddering old buffoon suffering from untreated tertiary syphilis and lost in a soupy haze of advancing dementia is sitting in a White House bedroom live-tweeting Fox & Friends again and sometimes […]

If I were a gaudy felony factory up to my eyeballs in Russian mob money and phony charities and a tax cheat to boot, the last place I’d want to be is […]

I’m beginning to suspect that the guy who cheated on his first wife with his second and cheated on the second with his third and cheated on the third with a porn […]

Hey, remember when Trump built his great big border wall and Mexico paid for it? Me neither, but I do remember when he pouted and stamped his feet and then Nancy Pelosi […]

Imagine being such a whiny-ass soiled-diaper baby that you threaten to shut down the whole government because Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer won’t give you any money for your shitty racist wall. […]

Imagine being such a loathsome piece of shit that no one wants to be your chief of staff. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]