THERE IS NO CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE shouts the president as he runs around with a saucepan on his head and falls down a flight of stairs with his pants around […]

This truculent fucker is going to invoke a national emergency for his pointless racist wall and these treasonous shitfuck Republicans are all going to let it happen. let me tell you: the […]

Hey guys— call me crazy, but I’m beginning that suspect that the erratic fucking moron who pretends to have written The Art Of The Deal might actually be shit at making deals. […]

The only national emergency we face is that a mentally ill Russian asset is in the Oval Office. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]

Hi kids! It’s me, your favorite sexagenarian here to tell you that when I was a kid the top tax rate was 90% and not only did our country have money for […]

I’m thinking that the guy who brags on tape about forcing himself on women and calls protestors sons of bitches and says immigrants are animals needs to keep his stupid mouth shut […]

Today, private citizen Paul Ryan is free to rake in millions as a lobbyist, but in my vision of a just and perfect world this venal sociopath shitfuck would be stripped of […]

Mitt Romney, owner of a dancing horse, is an out-of-touch, unfeeling vulture-capitalist plutocrat who strapped a dog to the roof of his car and thinks that 47% of Americans are moochers, and […]

trooper: license and registration, please Giuliani: PUT UP OR SHUT UP, OFFICER, YOU’VE GOT NOTHING trooper: sir, I clocked you on on radar going 85 Giuliani: THERE’S NOTHING IN THE TRUNK trooper: […]

Imagine having data from seventeen intelligence agencies at your fingertips and choosing instead to get your daily briefing from professional trolls like Ann Coulter whose livelihood depends on them being the worst […]