holy fucking shit, it’s not the “southern white house,” it’s the president’s cheesy little for-profit vermin-infested tacky gold-plated omelet-bar-slash-golf-course. why the fuck are we still tolerating this delusional vainglorious popinjay Your Daily […]

sit down bro, you’re not even my favorite *impeached* president Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

ours is the only country in the world where “only two people died in the church shooting” is considered a feel-good story. WHERE’S MY BIG FUCKING FOAM FINGER, WE’RE NUMBER ONE Your […]

god grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to vote Donald Trump and every one of his […]

to all my friends and followers: merry Christmas. to all you dipshits who think the war on Christmas is a real thing: happy holidays Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

pretty unfair of us to expect the guy who doesn’t understand how science works or how campaign finance law works or how not cheating on your wife works or how running a […]

I’m all for a Space Force if we use it to launch every fucking member of this criminal administration straight the fuck into the sun Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]

my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus mocks an autistic 16-year-old girl, disrespects a 79-year-old woman, jokes that a war veteran is in hell, and then jets off for […]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA YOUR CRIMINAL ASS JUST GOT IMPEACHED, YOU TREASONOUS ORANGE FUCK Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

no one could have predicted that the lifelong failure-monkey who ran six casinos into the ground and ran an airline into the ground and ran a football team into the ground and […]