So the career criminal got to hand-pick his own biased chief prosecutor and that hand-picked biased chief prosecutor just ruled that the career criminal was innocent of all the crimes that everybody […]

thank god our president is a twenty-megaton tire fire with the impulse control of a ferret being tasered who takes pleasure in spitting on the grave of a dead prisoner of war, […]

Ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

When fascism comes to America, it will be humping a flag and carrying an unsecured iPhone in the freakishly undersized hands dangling from its useless, withered t-rex arms. Your Daily Devotional is […]

The president of the united states is cracking under the strain of multiple criminal investigations and is literally live-tweeting his own hellish descent into madness. What a time to be alive. Your […]

Sometimes I wish I had no moral compass because holy fucking shit the first thing I would do is grift these Deplorable rubes so hard that they’d be walking around wearing a […]

“Putin told me he didn’t meddle.” “Kim Jong-un told me he’s giving up his nukes.” “Bin Salman told me he didn’t kill Khashoggi.” “Boeing told me these airplanes are safe.” Hey guys […]

Tucker Carlson’s entire adult life has been about exacting revenge for having spent all of high school stuffed into a locker. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]

Yes, please explain to me once again how our twice-divorced, thrice-married, degenerate president, who cheated on every wife, paid hush money and lied about it, who has mocked the weak and bullied […]

Pretty weird how the people who blew a fucking gasket over an imaginary sex ring run out of the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement have all gone silent […]