So the laziest man in America spent a whole 90 seconds at the MLK Memorial and then waddled his goldbricking ass back to the White House to resume spreading his message of […]

I’ll take a thousand migrants willing to walk 2,000 miles across a desert in hopes of a making a better life in America over one privileged smirking insolent snot-nose MAGA hat-wearing teenage […]

A mentally unstable drug addict lost in a soupy haze of dementia and untreated tertiary syphilis wouldn’t have been my first choice to lead this country is all I’m saying. Your Daily […]

What kind of shithole country shuts down its government for four weeks and forces its citizens to ration the insulin they can no longer afford to buy? Your Daily Devotional is a […]

So is the president going to drag his fat goldbricking ass into the Oval Office today or is he content just to watch Fox News in his bedroom while jamming dozens of […]

Let’s pause for a moment to consider that our dimwitted president believes that the poverty-stricken migrants who walked 2,000 miles across a sun-baked desert are now zooming across our border in jet-powered […]

THERE IS NO CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE shouts the president as he runs around with a saucepan on his head and falls down a flight of stairs with his pants around […]

This truculent fucker is going to invoke a national emergency for his pointless racist wall and these treasonous shitfuck Republicans are all going to let it happen. let me tell you: the […]

Hey guys— call me crazy, but I’m beginning that suspect that the erratic fucking moron who pretends to have written The Art Of The Deal might actually be shit at making deals. […]

The only national emergency we face is that a mentally ill Russian asset is in the Oval Office. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]