god grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to vote Donald Trump and every one of his […]

to all my friends and followers: merry Christmas. to all you dipshits who think the war on Christmas is a real thing: happy holidays Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

pretty unfair of us to expect the guy who doesn’t understand how science works or how campaign finance law works or how not cheating on your wife works or how running a […]

I’m all for a Space Force if we use it to launch every fucking member of this criminal administration straight the fuck into the sun Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]

my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus mocks an autistic 16-year-old girl, disrespects a 79-year-old woman, jokes that a war veteran is in hell, and then jets off for […]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA YOUR CRIMINAL ASS JUST GOT IMPEACHED, YOU TREASONOUS ORANGE FUCK Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

no one could have predicted that the lifelong failure-monkey who ran six casinos into the ground and ran an airline into the ground and ran a football team into the ground and […]

guys I’m starting to suspect that the green-card trophy wife who married the president for his money, recoils at his touch, never smiles in his presence, refuses to share his bed and […]

the president of the united states has been panic-tweeting for three and a half solid hours and I guess what I want to know is WHY THE FUCK DO WE EVEN HAVE […]

hey everyone the guy who paid out millions in settlements after he was caught running a scam university and paid out millions in fines after he was caught running a scam charity […]