it’s almost kind of tragically sad, a son willing to repeatedly humiliate himself in order to win the love of a father who is incapable of loving him, but then you realize […]

isn’t it awesome that the guy who was so blackout drunk all the way through prep school and college that he can’t remember how many women he assaulted will be ruling on […]

a recap: Trump is a genius but you can’t see his grades Trump is healthy but you can’t see his medical report Trump is rich but you can’t see his tax returns […]

I would def watch a reality show called Trump Gets Fucking Booed Every Fucking Place He Shows His Stupid Face, and so would you Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

I love the smell of impeachment inquiries in the morning Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

wait, are you telling me that the guy who ran a fake university and a fake modeling agency and a fake magazine and a fake airline and sold fake mortgages and fake […]

imagine being such a complete piece of shit that career diplomats and military officers are coming out of the woodwork and falling all over each other in a mad dash to rat […]

what’s more American than booing a fascist dipshit president Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

hang on, are you telling me that the laziest goldbricking asshole ever to stink up the Oval Office was out golfing during the raid on Bargain Basement Bin Laden and ginned up […]

I have to admit that I did not have “building a wall in Colorado” on my Donald Trump Batshittery Bingo card Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]