that one time Hillary stumbled on a curb and our media fell all over itself in mad dash to publish her obituary, but now we have a frail old president deteriorating before […]

to recap: Trump is a genius but you can’t see his grades Trump is healthy but you can’t see his medical report Trump is wealthy but you can’t see his tax returns […]

you’ll be able to tell your mutant grandchildren that the reason they live in a radioactive sump pit is because a malignant moron was so jealous of a black man’s accomplishments that […]

I didn’t agree with a lot of what Obama did (drones, anyone?) but I never went to bed wondering if he would blow up the world while I was asleep Your Daily […]

no money for healthcare or education or infrastructure but we have 2 trillion dollars for bombs so that a pathetic old draft-dodging coward who deep down inside knows he’s a weak piece […]

the stupidest fucking moron ever to waste space in the Oval Office has brought us to the brink of war with Iran and the dipshit’s only public statement has been to tweet […]

North Korea’s building more nukes, Iraq’s a tinderbox, Australia’s a fucking inferno. maybe next time let’s not hand the world’s most difficult job to a toxic imbecile lost and wandering in a […]

holy fucking shit, it’s not the “southern white house,” it’s the president’s cheesy little for-profit vermin-infested tacky gold-plated omelet-bar-slash-golf-course. why the fuck are we still tolerating this delusional vainglorious popinjay Your Daily […]

sit down bro, you’re not even my favorite *impeached* president Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

ours is the only country in the world where “only two people died in the church shooting” is considered a feel-good story. WHERE’S MY BIG FUCKING FOAM FINGER, WE’RE NUMBER ONE Your […]