Nunes: AMBASSADOR SONDLAND ARE YOU AWARE OF ALL THE DIPSHIT CONSPIRACY THEORIES RATTLING AROUND IN MY BIG DUMB EMPTY MEDIOCRE HEAD Sondland: I am not Nunes: AHA Your Daily Devotional is a […]

imagine being a highly-decorated lifelong military officer, rising to the rank of lieutenant colonel, fluent in multiple languages, assigned to the National Security Council, and having to submit to an interrogation by […]

remember when Hillary melted straight the fuck down and threw an epic twitter shitfit when asked to testify about Benghazi? of course you don’t. she calmly answered questions for eleven straight hours, […]

so, an obese 73-year-old who never exercises and lives on a diet of amphetamines and junk food makes an unscheduled visit to Walter Reed Hospital on a Saturday afternoon because he [checks […]

Trump uses his own unsecured cell phone to discuss his crimes with flunkies in restaurants, yammering so fucking loudly that bystanders can hear him, but yes please tell me one more time […]

[Deplorable saws off his own hand] me: what are you doing??? Deplorable: HA HA I TRIGGERED YOU, LIBTARD me: I’m not trigg— Deplorable: TRUMP IS STILL YOUR PRESIDENT me: you’re bleedin— Deplorable: […]

Trump, you sweaty imbecile. you could have lived quietly in the shadows and laundered Russian mob money and fucked porn actresses to your heart’s content but you needed to be the center […]

so the five-time draft dodger who shirked his duty to his country by finding some quack doctor to gin up a bullshit note about imaginary bone spurs and stole money raised for […]

at this very moment, a white man in America, born into obscene wealth and handed every opportunity, a man who failed upwards his entire life and fell ass-backwards into the United States […]

I’d watch a version of The Apprentice where Trump has to learn how many cartons of cigarettes it takes to bribe a prison guard to smuggle in a cell phone for him […]