America 2019: racists writing immigration policy, thieves writing economic policy, warmongers writing foreign policy, polluters writing environmental policy, ignoramuses writing science policy, a hired goon heading the department of justice and One […]

Trump is misremembering something he once heard years ago about cancer rates and power lines and now in his ruined, syphilis-soaked brain it’s become “windmills give you noise cancer” and once again, […]

“BUT I’M COMPLETELY EXONERATED” wailed Trump, gripping the bars of his cell. “SHUT UP, DAD” came the voice from the next cell. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

Our moron president doesn’t know that Puerto Rico is part of the US or where his father was born or difference between the words ‘origin’ and ‘orange’ and that’s just *today.* which […]

From his perch atop the refrigerator, one of my cats just vomited onto the kitchen floor. That’s hall of fame stuff right there. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]

April is Donald Trump Awareness Month — please help find a cure. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

I’m glad that our president is treating himself to a four-day weekend at his tacky golf-resort-slash-omelet-bar. He’s earned a break after a hard week spent gloating at having escaped justice (for now), […]

Stand proud, America, because if Trump *didn’t* collude, that means that Putin was able to manipulate the gullible fucking moron into doing his bidding just by appealing to his bottomless vanity, and […]

Officer, in my pocket is a report that proves conclusively that I was not speeding. No, you can’t see it. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

No one could have predicted that the guy who found a doctor to write a bogus note to get him out of Vietnam would find an attorney general to write a bogus […]