2019: photos of you wearing blackface in the 1980s ends your political career. 2039: photos of you wearing a MAGA hat in the 2010s ends your political career. Your Daily Devotional is […]

Hey guys call me crazy but I’m beginning to suspect that this glorified used car salesman just might not have the firmest grip on reality. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]

No one could have predicted that the guy who ran a scam university and a scam modeling agency and a scam magazine and a scam airline and sold scam mortgages and scam […]

I love how the guy who resembles a half-melted dog-piss snowman stuffed into a shitty shapeless suit attributes his radioactive tangerine pallor to ‘good genes.’ Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]

Imagine a country so deeply racist that it replaced a dignified black man with a sweaty orange warthog. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]

Watching Donald Trump pretend to have a handle on ISIS, Afghanistan and North Korea is like watching a juggler throw three balls in the air and then just stand there confidently as […]

I’m just super-tickled to learn that the guy who cheated on his first wife with his second and cheated on her with his third and cheated on her with a porn actress […]

Call me crazy but I’m thinking that the 325,700,000 members of the wealthiest nation in the world can make room for a few thousand poverty-stricken migrants on foot who are only trying […]

First they came for Roger Stone and I did not speak out— because seriously, fuck that guy. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

What kind of shithole country shuts down its government for 34 days and tells its workers to hold garage sales if they want money to buy food? Your Daily Devotional is a […]