hey, it’s just Mark Zuckerberg, the guy who controls exactly which stories hundreds of millions of people see every day, coming out against Elizabeth Warren. nothing scary or alarming about that so […]

it’s a good thing that we elected the man who is calling for a senator’s arrest for treason and a civil war all while melting right the fuck down and panic-tweeting from […]

look, I may not agree with everything our president says, but I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for […]

failed at running a real estate empire failed at running casinos failed at running an airline failed at running a magazine failed at selling steaks failed at selling wine failed at selling […]

no one could have predicted that the lifelong failure-monkey who ran six casinos into the ground and ran an airline into the ground and ran a football league into the ground and […]

it’s all fun and games until your big dumb stupid fucking Ukraine extortion scheme blows up right in your big dumb stupid fucking day-glow orange face Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]

Q: what’s one thing Greta Thunberg has that Donald Trump doesn’t? A: any chance of winning a Nobel Peace Prize Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

our founders anticipated a Donald Trump but they didn’t anticipate a compromised Senate and a timid House Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

calm the fuck down, people, it’s just the president of the united states making who knows what promises and giving away who knows what state secrets to who knows which of his […]