I DON’T DO COVER-UPS barked the Russian asset who directed his lawyer to lie to Congress. NO OBSTRUCTION screamed the tinpot tyrant who ordered his flunkies to defy every subpoena. THIS IS […]

Our president is once again quite publicly melting down because his hand-picked goon at the department of justice promised him he could make this all go away and guess fucking what, you […]

If only our founders had thought to leave us with some method of removing a criminally-insane wanna-be tinpot tyrant from office. That would have really fucking ruled, my dudes. Your Daily Devotional […]

So are you telling me that when Roe v Wade is finally overturned, the deciding vote will be cast by the guy who was so blackout drunk all through high school that […]

Oh yes please explain again how Obama and a bunch of lifelong Republicans in the FBI conspired with Hillary to spy on Trump’s campaign so that Hillary would lose her own election […]

If it were men who got pregnant, Donald Trump would be bragging about how many abortions he’s had. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]

No one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, compromised Russian assets, wife beaters, mall creepers, cow suers, racists, pedophile wrestling coaches, blackout-drunk rapist judges and bonesaw murder apologists would also […]

You wonder how anyone could be dumb enough to lose a cool billion and then you listen to this stupid senile fuck yammer incoherently about how tariffs are going to bring untold […]

Today I took Trump Air to a Trump casino. During the flight I ate a Trump Steak, drank Trump Vodka and read in Trump Magazine about Trump’s football team. Oh wait, no […]

Our president has been divorced three times: from Ivana, from Marla and from reality. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich