When someone tells you it takes 37 muscles to frown, remind them that it takes 0 muscles to shut the fuck up. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

“Don’t slouch like that. Stand up straight, let everyone in Bethlehem see how handsome you are.” – the Rough Beast’s Jewish mother Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

In the sequel Still On The Waterfront, Terry Malloy (Marlon Brando) adopts a Korean war orphan (Mickey Rooney). Hijinks ensue. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

Girl, you must be a perfectly natural winter snowstorm because everyone on television is freaking out about you as if the world were ending. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

When God closes a Blockbuster, He opens a Pinkberry. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

My New Year’s Resolution is just to be a better person in 2014. I will be breaking this resolution at one nanosecond past midnight tonight. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]

From my gritty reboot, “Desire THIS.” INT. KOWALSKI HOME – DAY BLANCHE “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” SPRAYS ROOM WITH MACHINE-GUN FIRE “Not.”

I keep a VHS player and a cassette deck in a closet, “just in case.” In case of what? If my house accidentally goes back in time 20 years? Your Daily Devotional […]

Traveling to Reno? Don’t forget to visit Schroedinger’s Cathouse. You probably don’t want to look inside, though. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Just to set the record straight: No member of my family has ever gone to the movies and then to a Chinese restaurant on Christmas day. But we do all have big […]