When someone tells you it takes 37 muscles to frown, remind them that it takes 0 muscles to shut the fuck up. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Jeff Tiedrich
Designer, Musician, Curmudgeon, Celebrity Death Haikuist and Formerly Famous on the Internet. I think everyone is entitled to my own opinion.
Your Daily Devotional for January 7, 2014
“Don’t slouch like that. Stand up straight, let everyone in Bethlehem see how handsome you are.” – the Rough Beast’s Jewish mother Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 6, 2014
In the sequel Still On The Waterfront, Terry Malloy (Marlon Brando) adopts a Korean war orphan (Mickey Rooney). Hijinks ensue. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 3, 2014
Girl, you must be a perfectly natural winter snowstorm because everyone on television is freaking out about you as if the world were ending. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 2, 2014
When God closes a Blockbuster, He opens a Pinkberry. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for December 31, 2013
My New Year’s Resolution is just to be a better person in 2014. I will be breaking this resolution at one nanosecond past midnight tonight. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]
Your Daily Devotional for December 30, 2013
From my gritty reboot, “Desire THIS.” INT. KOWALSKI HOME – DAY BLANCHE “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” SPRAYS ROOM WITH MACHINE-GUN FIRE “Not.”
Your Daily Devotional for December 27, 2013
I keep a VHS player and a cassette deck in a closet, “just in case.” In case of what? If my house accidentally goes back in time 20 years? Your Daily Devotional […]
Your Daily Devotional for December 26, 2013
Traveling to Reno? Don’t forget to visit Schroedinger’s Cathouse. You probably don’t want to look inside, though. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for December 25, 2013
Just to set the record straight: No member of my family has ever gone to the movies and then to a Chinese restaurant on Christmas day. But we do all have big […]