Some primitive cultures believe that the internet rests on the back of a giant turtle. Silly primitives! The internet was built by ancient aliens. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]
Jeff Tiedrich
Designer, Musician, Curmudgeon, Celebrity Death Haikuist and Formerly Famous on the Internet. I think everyone is entitled to my own opinion.
Your Daily Devotional for January 20, 2014
Don’t you hate assholes who honk the horn the very second the light turns green? And you’re not done typing your tweet? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 17, 2014
She was the girl of my dreams. By which I mean she was covered in spiders. And dead. And on fire. And trying to stab me with a knife. Your Daily Devotional […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 16, 2014
Hey, twentysomething on the train who is laughing to himself as he texts, go enjoy youth and vitality somewhere where I can’t see you. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 15, 2014
Hey guys, guess what … wait, while typing this my car just swerved into oncoming traffic. Hang on a minute while I see if I can corre Your Daily Devotional is a […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 14, 2014
Just got spam with the subject “Do you want to amaze your wife tonight?” I really wanted the body text to be “Maybe try picking up your dirty socks off the floor […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 13, 2014
I treat every day like a gift. One that doesn’t fit and can’t be returned. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for January 11, 2014
Well, it’s too late for me, but maybe you all can learn something from my mistake. I hope I can finish typing this before I hit the bottom of the ravine. Kids, […]
Your Daily Devotional for January 10, 2014
I just took the “Which Sopranos Character Are You?” quiz. It turns out I’m Chris Christie. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for January 9, 2014
“Look at you. You’re an idiot. You have no idea what you’re doing. Why do you even bother?” – Gordon Ramsay getting a blow job Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]