I keep a VHS player and a cassette deck in a closet, “just in case.” In case of what? If my house accidentally goes back in time 20 years? Your Daily Devotional […]

Traveling to Reno? Don’t forget to visit Schroedinger’s Cathouse. You probably don’t want to look inside, though. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Just to set the record straight: No member of my family has ever gone to the movies and then to a Chinese restaurant on Christmas day. But we do all have big […]

Is it gauche to regift the lump of coal I got for Christmas last year? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

I can never remember all of Santa’s reindeer. Dasher, Dancer, Donner, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Kramer, Elaine … that’s where I go blank. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

Follow my dreams? I was following my dreams — until my dreams blasted through a red light and now I have no idea where they are. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]

“Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us.” *** music *** “Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us.” *** music *** “Please stay on the […]

My drink of choice is whiskey over crushed dreams. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

I want to be Donald Trump’s fake sign language interpreter. Basically I’d just stand next to him and make jerk-off motions with one hand. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

I’m not twerking, you jackass, I’m looking for a screw that fell out of my eyeglasses. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich