God, grant me the serenity to STAY IN YOUR OWN LANE, ASSHOLE. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE. I’m sorry, what was I saying? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Jeff Tiedrich
Designer, Musician, Curmudgeon, Celebrity Death Haikuist and Formerly Famous on the Internet. I think everyone is entitled to my own opinion.
Your Daily Devotional for February 18, 2014
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a pony. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]
Your Daily Devotional for February 17, 2014
Whoever invented autocorrect can soak my cork. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for February 14, 2014
“If we have any string, it’s probably in one of those drawers” is what passes for string theory in the Tiedrich household. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Your Daily Devotional for February 13, 2014
Don’t you hate it when you try to open a can of whup-ass but the tab breaks off in your hand and now you’re standing there like an idiot? Your Daily Devotional […]
Your Daily Devotional for February 12, 2014
Soylent Green is people. And .5% rat feces as allowed by law. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for February 11, 2014
“Obamacare turned me into a newt!” “Obamacare turned you into a newt?” “I … got better.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for February 10, 2014
If someone goes back in time and kills your parents, how long before you disappear? Going to need an answer pretty qu Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Your Daily Devotional for February 7, 2014
Has a superhero ever been the victim of secret identity theft? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for February 6, 2014
Which idiot just pointed his car keys at the front door of his house and clicked the “unlock” button? This idiot. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]