God, grant me the serenity to STAY IN YOUR OWN LANE, ASSHOLE. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE. I’m sorry, what was I saying? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a pony. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]

Whoever invented autocorrect can soak my cork. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

“If we have any string, it’s probably in one of those drawers” is what passes for string theory in the Tiedrich household. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

Don’t you hate it when you try to open a can of whup-ass but the tab breaks off in your hand and now you’re standing there like an idiot? Your Daily Devotional […]

Soylent Green is people. And .5% rat feces as allowed by law. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

“Obamacare turned me into a newt!” “Obamacare turned you into a newt?” “I … got better.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

If someone goes back in time and kills your parents, how long before you disappear? Going to need an answer pretty qu Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

Has a superhero ever been the victim of secret identity theft? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Which idiot just pointed his car keys at the front door of his house and clicked the “unlock” button? This idiot. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]