This one time John Travolta pronounced my name as “Glimglam Pumpernickel.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

I wonder if Sarah Palin can see the Crimean Peninsula from her house. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

That scene in Animal Farm where Dean Wormer puts the pigs on double-secret probation. I love that. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

“Wake up, Sheeple!” – Dr. Moreau, noticing two empty chairs at the breakfast table Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

When I meet a gay couple I try to guess which one is the husband who can’t find the milk even though come on, it’s right on the top shelf. Your Daily […]

Here’s a fun thing: Walk up to a random person in an airport and whisper “don’t get on the plane.” Then walk away, fast. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

Being some place where I’m the oldest person is depressing. Being some place where everyone is my age or older is even more depressing. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

The crew on the garbage truck have no idea I’m trying to throw this garbage can away. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Give a man a fish and he’ll probably tweet about how his free fish sucks. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

The East Village People would have been a totally different thing. You’d have the Junkie, the Punk, the Hell’s Angel, the Wino, and Lou Reed. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]