Has a superhero ever been the victim of secret identity theft? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Which idiot just pointed his car keys at the front door of his house and clicked the “unlock” button? This idiot. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]

The morning, husbands all across America needed help finding the milk. February is Refrigerator Blindness Awareness Month. Please join the fight for a cure. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

Fool me Beyoncé, shame on you. Fool me Beytwicé, shame on me. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Ask your doctor if a democratic system of government perverted beyond recognition by corporate influence is right for you. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me […]

My dad was handed a rifle and shipped off to fight a war in Korea. Me, I’m having a bad day because something screwed up with Words With Friends and a bunch […]

“What’s important is for the Jews and the Nazis to work together to find bipartisan solutions.” — our craven media, transported to 1938 Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]

I’d like to think this is about the point where Anne Frank would have soured on Justin Bieber. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]

When I say my life is like an emotional roller coaster, what I mean is that it’s being run by a mentally defective carnie. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]