Hyperbole is the literally best thing ever. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Last night I was partying until the cows came home. “The cows” is my nickname for my neighbors. Oh, and I was in their house. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]

Newton’s Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: An object in the back of the fridge tends to stay in the back of the fridge until it rots. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]

Siri, why am I talking to an empty Altoids tin as if it were an iPhone? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

On a scale of Kony to Hitler, where is the guy who brings a bicycle onto a rush-hour commuter train? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

The 9th Rule of Fight Club is “no Jews.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

If my life was a board game, right now would be the point where I tip over the board and angrily storm away. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]

First they came for Cliven Bundy, and I did not speak out, because seriously, fuck that guy. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

If my cats had opposable thumbs I just know they’d be miming jerk-off motions every time I turned my back. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

My latest project: “The In-Law Josey Wales,” a comedy vehicle for Clint Eastwood and Alan Arkin. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich