That thing where the bag splits and spills wet trash all over clean kitchen floor and you rage black-out and genocide the neighborhood. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]

Every year the voices in my head start in with the Christmas music earlier and earlier. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

The bulb in my living room lamp just blew. Please understand that the bulb was working just fine *before* Obamacare. Thanks, Barry. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

True story: One time I paid this guy $1,000 I owed him and a week later he dropped dead. A “loving God” would not have done that to me. Your Daily Devotional […]

Every meal’s a happy meal if you include a few vicodin. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Jack Kerouac’s GPS: No matter where you ask it to go, you end up in William S. Burroughs’ basement, shooting heroin. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]

I see should-be-dead people. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Girl, you must be a software license agreement, ’cause whatever you say I’m just going to automatically agree to so I can start using you. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]

That part in To Kill A Mockingbird where we finally meet Honey Boo Boo Radley. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Just about the only time I use my land line any more is to call my cell phone when I can’t find it. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]