Is it gauche to regift the lump of coal I got for Christmas last year? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

I can never remember all of Santa’s reindeer. Dasher, Dancer, Donner, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Kramer, Elaine … that’s where I go blank. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

Follow my dreams? I was following my dreams — until my dreams blasted through a red light and now I have no idea where they are. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]

“Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us.” *** music *** “Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us.” *** music *** “Please stay on the […]

My drink of choice is whiskey over crushed dreams. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

I want to be Donald Trump’s fake sign language interpreter. Basically I’d just stand next to him and make jerk-off motions with one hand. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

I’m not twerking, you jackass, I’m looking for a screw that fell out of my eyeglasses. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

If you start talking about your gluten allergy, I’ll start reciting the dates and venues of every Grateful Dead show. You have been warned. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

What if this universe is the alternate one? Can I get my security deposit back? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

One thing you’ll never see is a reality show where the contestants compete for dignity. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich