I have Schroedinger’s bank account. As long as I don’t look at the balance, I’m not broke. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, right into the path of an oncoming bus. Notice how they always leave that part out. How convenient. Your Daily Devotional is a […]

As I approach the subway turnstiles, I dig deep down in my pocket and pull out … my car keys. I high-five my inner moron. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]

Live each day as if it were your last: just give up and wait for death. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

I’m opening a petting zoo for all of my peeves. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

I had that awful nightmare again where I’m fine and everything is going great. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

What if you could have dinner with any person from history and it turned out they chewed with their mouth open? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]

Some people see the glass as half empty. Other people recognize you for the fraud that you are. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]

My grandfather worked three jobs to feed his family. If I have to struggle to open a microwave popcorn bag, my day is ruined. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

I never enjoyed wrestling with my demons but I did enjoy trash-talking them before the match. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich