I have Schroedinger’s bank account. As long as I don’t look at the balance, I’m not broke. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Jeff Tiedrich
Designer, Musician, Curmudgeon, Celebrity Death Haikuist and Formerly Famous on the Internet. I think everyone is entitled to my own opinion.
Your Daily Devotional for June 26, 2014
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, right into the path of an oncoming bus. Notice how they always leave that part out. How convenient. Your Daily Devotional is a […]
Your Daily Devotional for June 25, 2014
As I approach the subway turnstiles, I dig deep down in my pocket and pull out … my car keys. I high-five my inner moron. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]
Your Daily Devotional for June 24, 2014
Live each day as if it were your last: just give up and wait for death. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for June 23, 2014
I’m opening a petting zoo for all of my peeves. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for June 20, 2014
I had that awful nightmare again where I’m fine and everything is going great. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for June 19, 2014
What if you could have dinner with any person from history and it turned out they chewed with their mouth open? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]
You Daily Devotional for June 18, 2014
Some people see the glass as half empty. Other people recognize you for the fraud that you are. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]
Your Daily Devotional for June 17, 2014
My grandfather worked three jobs to feed his family. If I have to struggle to open a microwave popcorn bag, my day is ruined. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]
Your Daily Devotional for June 16, 2014
I never enjoyed wrestling with my demons but I did enjoy trash-talking them before the match. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich