Half a world away a butterfly flapped its wings and now my toothbrush is in the cat box. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]
Jeff Tiedrich
Designer, Musician, Curmudgeon, Celebrity Death Haikuist and Formerly Famous on the Internet. I think everyone is entitled to my own opinion.
Your Daily Devotional for July 11, 2014
Remember, it’s not whether you win or lose. What’s important is that your enemies fall into an open sewer and die. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 10, 2014
“The Early Bird. Wrong about waking up, wrong for America. I’m the Worm and I approve this message.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 8, 2014
I haven’t looked at my MySpace page in years. There’s probably a family of raccoons living in it now. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 7, 2014
I say potato and you say how did you get into my house Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for July 4, 2014
AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY GOD CREATED AMERICA. AND HE SAW THAT IT WAS AWESOME. BUT ONE THING WAS MISSING: GUNS. SO HE TOOK A RIB FROM ADAM … Your Daily Devotional […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 3, 2014
My mom is writing a self-help book. It’s called “Just Snap Out Of It.” It’s one page long. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 2, 2014
Looking at my bank balance is making me feel sad. I hope this is another Facebook social experiment. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 1, 2014
Facebook has secretly replaced your regular coffee with Folgers Crystals. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for June 30, 2014
God grant me the serenity to GODDAMMIT WHO TOOK THE REMOTE accept the channels I cannot change FUCK IT I’LL JUST KEEP WATCHING HOARDERS Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]