In my gritty reboot of 2001: A Space Odyssey, a mysterious monolith is found on the moon. Nothing is done about it after Republicans vote to defund NASA. Your Daily Devotional is […]

In my reboot of The Sound Of Music, the von Trapp family’s songs get three million plays on Spotify. They receive a royalty check for $27. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]

“Big Brother Is Washing You.” — pretty much the creepiest dystopia I can think of Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

“U sound HOTT! What RU wearing?” — Watson’s response to Alexander Graham Bell’s “Watson, come here, I need you.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me […]

I shod the sheriff, but I did not shoe the deputy. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Seriously, I don’t want to know what “Candy Crush Saga” is. Just let me assume it’s a 1,000-page novel about 3 generations of candy crushers. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]

That thing where the bag splits and spills wet trash all over clean kitchen floor and you rage black-out and genocide the neighborhood. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]

Every year the voices in my head start in with the Christmas music earlier and earlier. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

The bulb in my living room lamp just blew. Please understand that the bulb was working just fine *before* Obamacare. Thanks, Barry. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

True story: One time I paid this guy $1,000 I owed him and a week later he dropped dead. A “loving God” would not have done that to me. Your Daily Devotional […]