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“Obamacare turned me into a newt!” “Obamacare turned you into a newt?” “I … got better.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

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Has a superhero ever been the victim of secret identity theft? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Which idiot just pointed his car keys at the front door of his house and clicked the “unlock” button? This idiot. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]

The morning, husbands all across America needed help finding the milk. February is Refrigerator Blindness Awareness Month. Please join the fight for a cure. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

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Ask your doctor if a democratic system of government perverted beyond recognition by corporate influence is right for you. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me […]

My dad was handed a rifle and shipped off to fight a war in Korea. Me, I’m having a bad day because something screwed up with Words With Friends and a bunch […]