“What do we want?” “OVERUSED CATCHPHRASES!” “When do we want it?” “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

We built this city! We built this city! We built this city on an ancient Indian burial ground what could go wrong Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

And Jesus replied, “there was one set of footprints because I had to help some butt-munch in Encino who locked his keys in his car. Ugh.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]

Describe myself in three words? “Really bad at counting.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

“If I sit by my bowl, eventually I get fed” is my cat’s successful strategy. Going to spend the rest of today standing next to my bank. Your Daily Devotional is a […]

“Hey, want to see something? Hold my beer and watch this,” says the redneck spider to his friends, just before dropping onto my head. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

Hi, this is the Dalai Lama. I’m not in right now. Please leave a message after the sound of one hand clapping. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

* What do we want? * * PATIENCE! * * When do we want it? * * N … [confused silence] * Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

Please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed. – To go fuck yourself, press 1 – To hear these options again, press 2 Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who was wrong on the internet. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]