“What do we want?” “OVERUSED CATCHPHRASES!” “When do we want it?” “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Jeff Tiedrich
Designer, Musician, Curmudgeon, Celebrity Death Haikuist and Formerly Famous on the Internet. I think everyone is entitled to my own opinion.
Your Daily Devotional for August 12, 2014
We built this city! We built this city! We built this city on an ancient Indian burial ground what could go wrong Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Your Daily Devotional for August 11, 2014
And Jesus replied, “there was one set of footprints because I had to help some butt-munch in Encino who locked his keys in his car. Ugh.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]
Your Daily Devotional for August 7, 2014
Describe myself in three words? “Really bad at counting.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for August 6, 2014
“If I sit by my bowl, eventually I get fed” is my cat’s successful strategy. Going to spend the rest of today standing next to my bank. Your Daily Devotional is a […]
Your Daily Devotional for August 5, 2014
“Hey, want to see something? Hold my beer and watch this,” says the redneck spider to his friends, just before dropping onto my head. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]
Your Daily Devotional for August 4, 2014
Hi, this is the Dalai Lama. I’m not in right now. Please leave a message after the sound of one hand clapping. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Your Daily Devotional for August 1, 2014
* What do we want? * * PATIENCE! * * When do we want it? * * N … [confused silence] * Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 31, 2014
Please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed. – To go fuck yourself, press 1 – To hear these options again, press 2 Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 30, 2014
I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who was wrong on the internet. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]