I’d like to think this is about the point where Anne Frank would have soured on Justin Bieber. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]

When I say my life is like an emotional roller coaster, what I mean is that it’s being run by a mentally defective carnie. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

I just looked up “dictionary” in the dictionary and the entry read “what are you, an idiot?” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Everybody uses Occam’s Razor, but if you really want to see Occam freak out, use his toothbrush. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Some primitive cultures believe that the internet rests on the back of a giant turtle. Silly primitives! The internet was built by ancient aliens. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

Don’t you hate assholes who honk the horn the very second the light turns green? And you’re not done typing your tweet? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

She was the girl of my dreams. By which I mean she was covered in spiders. And dead. And on fire. And trying to stab me with a knife. Your Daily Devotional […]

Hey, twentysomething on the train who is laughing to himself as he texts, go enjoy youth and vitality somewhere where I can’t see you. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

Hey guys, guess what … wait, while typing this my car just swerved into oncoming traffic. Hang on a minute while I see if I can corre Your Daily Devotional is a […]

Just got spam with the subject “Do you want to amaze your wife tonight?” I really wanted the body text to be “Maybe try picking up your dirty socks off the floor […]