Prince Charles writes “still not king” on his desk calender, sighs and calls it a day. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Jeff Tiedrich
Designer, Musician, Curmudgeon, Celebrity Death Haikuist and Formerly Famous on the Internet. I think everyone is entitled to my own opinion.
Your Daily Devotional for August 26, 2014
Last night I partied until the cows came home. “The cows” is my nickname for my neighbors. Also, I was in their house. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]
Your Daily Devotional for August 25, 2014
Just joined a support group for people who hate people. Basically we just sit in a circle and glare at each other. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Your Daily Devotional for August 22, 2014
It’s only 10am and I’ve already nailed my to-do list! 1. yawn 2. mid-yawn, inhale saliva 3. trigger coughing fit 4. trigger asthma attack 5. hate everyone Your Daily Devotional is a […]
Your Daily Devotional for 21 August 2014
If he tried it with one of MY cats, his famous thought experiment would end up being called Schroedinger’s Clawed-Up Arm. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]
Your Daily Devotional for August 20, 2014
My list of pet peeves just keeps growing. Here are my latest: “people who say ‘less’ instead of ‘fewer’,” “people who whistle in public” and “people.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]
Your Daily Devotional for August 19, 2014
Why are you even trying to kill two birds with one stone? It seems like a flamethrower would allow for less skill and precision. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]
Your Daily Devotional for August 18, 2014
Very disrespectful of the voices in my head to talk about me as if I weren’t here. HEY, I CAN HEAR YOU. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Your Daily Devotional for August 15, 2014
I wish the Amish and the Mennonites were more like the Crips and the Bloods, complete with drive-by pitchforkings. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me […]
Your Daily Devotional for August 14, 2014
“Big Brother Is Washing You” is a much creepier dystopia, if you ask me. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich