I like my coffee as I like my women: neurotic and emotionally unavailable. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

My leg is asleep and it’s rather uncomfortable but I don’t want to wake it up because what if it’s in the middle of a really good dream? Your Daily Devotional is […]

On the next episode of Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsay totally loses his shit watching me microwave a frozen burrito. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me […]

“I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you … what? Oh terribly sorry, wrong number.” — Liam Neeson in Mistaken Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]

I’m kind of a jack-off of all trades. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

You hear this all the time from the so-called experts: “talk to kids about sex.” Talk to kids about sex. Sure, and you know what happens? Angry phone calls from every parent […]

I know that I have a lot of pet peeves, but they’re all “rescue peeves.” So I still get to feel smug and self-righteous about having them. Your Daily Devotional is a […]

I always think I’m just going to pop in for a quick shower but then the Brooding Over Every Bad Decision kicks in and hey, where did 45 minutes go? Your Daily […]

OK, Suzanne, show us on the doll where Leonard Cohen touched your perfect body with his mind. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

If I were Pope, I’d answer every question with a sarcastic “am I Catholic?” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich