I wish someone would write one of those “where are they now?” features about my socks. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Do you think people used to say “this is the greatest thing until they figure out how to slice bread”? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

At this point if you handed me a phone that didn’t have a touch screen I’d probably become so confused that I’d try to eat it. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]

Ask your doctor if an irresponsible media hysterically exaggerating your chance of contracting Ebola is right for you. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]

“WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE FROM EBOLA!” “Well, no, actually …” “EBOLA! CERTAIN DEATH!” “Now see, that’s not … ” “EBOLA! EBOLA!” *gives up* Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

I hate being alone with my own thoughts. In fact, I’m taking out a restraining order so my thoughts have to keep 500 feet away. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]

The difference between Donald Trump and some alcoholic spouting ignorant nonsense in a bar is that the drunk has better hair. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]

In my gritty reboot of The Breakfast Club, five teenagers in detention together spend the entire time ignoring each other and texting with their friends. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]

Was driving my elderly father around, doing errands, and I got to use his disabled parking permit and it was AWESOME and I can’t wait until I’m disabled. Your Daily Devotional is […]

After I’m dead, my headstone will listen very carefully as you explain your gluten allergy. I promise. Right now, I have to be somewhere. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]