If my life was a board game, right now would be the point where I tip over the board and angrily storm away. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]

First they came for Cliven Bundy, and I did not speak out, because seriously, fuck that guy. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

If my cats had opposable thumbs I just know they’d be miming jerk-off motions every time I turned my back. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

My latest project: “The In-Law Josey Wales,” a comedy vehicle for Clint Eastwood and Alan Arkin. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Had that dream again where I’m an optimist but the glass is half full of spiders. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Couldn’t find my shoes this morning. Turns out someone was walking a mile in them before they judged me. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me […]

“YOU WANT THE TOOTH? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TOOTH!” Funny how my dentist never laughs at this. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

“We totally love your idea, but what if instead of a chemistry teacher turned drug lord, he was a cat in a box?” — Erwin Schrödinger, TV Network Executive Your Daily Devotional […]

Game show idea: “Wheel Of 4chan.” Contestants compete to decode twisted, sociopathic message board posts. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

If I had a nickel for every time someone accused me of being OCD, I’d arrange them in a perfect grid. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]