“Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me.” “Okay!” *ching* *ching* *ching* *ching* “Hey, you know what? Never mind.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

How many minutes in God’s plan? I’m thinking of switching over from T-Mobile. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

I’m sure that with the shilelagh, Ireland is just fucking with us. Gotta be that among themselves they just call it a “stick.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]

If porn has taught us anything, it’s that sex is a beautiful expression of love between a man and a woman and their babysitter. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

Election Day is just a made-up holiday promoted by the greeting card industry in order to sell more Election Day cards. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]

Remember, Daylight Savings Time ends this weekend. When you wake up Sunday morning, we’ll be back on Daylight Squandering Time. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

I’m feeling kind of lazy this Halloween. Where do you go to buy the apples with the razor blades already in them? The Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

What’s up with the Red Sox and their hipster beards? Are their starters into throwing obscure pitches you probably haven’t heard of? The Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

The Andy Griffith Show, season 53: “For the last time, Barney, Obama is not a Muslim.”