I wish someone would write one of those “where are they now?” features about my socks. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Jeff Tiedrich
Designer, Musician, Curmudgeon, Celebrity Death Haikuist and Formerly Famous on the Internet. I think everyone is entitled to my own opinion.
Your Daily Devotional for October 29, 2014
Do you think people used to say “this is the greatest thing until they figure out how to slice bread”? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]
Your Daily Devotional for October 28, 2014
At this point if you handed me a phone that didn’t have a touch screen I’d probably become so confused that I’d try to eat it. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]
Your Daily Devotional for October 27, 2014
Ask your doctor if an irresponsible media hysterically exaggerating your chance of contracting Ebola is right for you. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]
Your Daily Devotional for October 24, 2014
“WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE FROM EBOLA!” “Well, no, actually …” “EBOLA! CERTAIN DEATH!” “Now see, that’s not … ” “EBOLA! EBOLA!” *gives up* Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]
Your Daily Devotional for October 22, 2014
I hate being alone with my own thoughts. In fact, I’m taking out a restraining order so my thoughts have to keep 500 feet away. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]
Your Daily Devotional for October 21, 2014
The difference between Donald Trump and some alcoholic spouting ignorant nonsense in a bar is that the drunk has better hair. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]
Your Daily Devotional for October 20, 2014
In my gritty reboot of The Breakfast Club, five teenagers in detention together spend the entire time ignoring each other and texting with their friends. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]
Your Daily Devotional for October 17, 2014
Was driving my elderly father around, doing errands, and I got to use his disabled parking permit and it was AWESOME and I can’t wait until I’m disabled. Your Daily Devotional is […]
Your Daily Devotional for October 16, 2014
After I’m dead, my headstone will listen very carefully as you explain your gluten allergy. I promise. Right now, I have to be somewhere. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]