A swarm of bees in a trench coat, walking down the street, and I conclude “they’re dressing for the job they want.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

We call it Earth but the entities who live in other star systems call it Jerkwater Moron Planet and laugh behind our backs. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]

That which does not kill me really isn’t trying very hard. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

1. Stare out window 2. Regret every decision Can’t believe it’s only noon and I’ve already nailed my to-do list. Taking rest of the day off. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]

Where can I find some of these friends with benefits? I’m packed to the gills with friends with liabilities. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me […]

Before you can love other people’s photos, you must first learn to love your selfie. So true. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

I like my coffee as I like my women: willing to put up with my bullshit. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

I wish the guy behind me would stop honking his horn. I’M ALMOST FINISHED TYPING THIS TWEET, YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK. Jeez. People. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

Hot Singles In Your Area Are Waving At Someone Behind You So Put Your Hand Down You Look Like An Idiot Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]

There needs to be a show like What Not To Wear, except for ringtones. Something like Don’t Let Your Phone Make That Noise, You Idiot. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]