Remember, it’s not whether you win or lose. What’s important is that your enemies fall into an open sewer and die. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]
Jeff Tiedrich
Designer, Musician, Curmudgeon, Celebrity Death Haikuist and Formerly Famous on the Internet. I think everyone is entitled to my own opinion.
Your Daily Devotional for July 10, 2014
“The Early Bird. Wrong about waking up, wrong for America. I’m the Worm and I approve this message.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 8, 2014
I haven’t looked at my MySpace page in years. There’s probably a family of raccoons living in it now. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 7, 2014
I say potato and you say how did you get into my house Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for July 4, 2014
AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY GOD CREATED AMERICA. AND HE SAW THAT IT WAS AWESOME. BUT ONE THING WAS MISSING: GUNS. SO HE TOOK A RIB FROM ADAM … Your Daily Devotional […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 3, 2014
My mom is writing a self-help book. It’s called “Just Snap Out Of It.” It’s one page long. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 2, 2014
Looking at my bank balance is making me feel sad. I hope this is another Facebook social experiment. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]
Your Daily Devotional for July 1, 2014
Facebook has secretly replaced your regular coffee with Folgers Crystals. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for June 30, 2014
God grant me the serenity to GODDAMMIT WHO TOOK THE REMOTE accept the channels I cannot change FUCK IT I’LL JUST KEEP WATCHING HOARDERS Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]
Your Daily Devotional for June 27, 2014
I have Schroedinger’s bank account. As long as I don’t look at the balance, I’m not broke. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich