“So tell me, where do you see yourself in five years?” “Calmly walking away from explosions.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Jeff Tiedrich
Designer, Musician, Curmudgeon, Celebrity Death Haikuist and Formerly Famous on the Internet. I think everyone is entitled to my own opinion.
Your Daily Devotional for November 13, 2014
America, the land of opportunity, where any child named Bush or Clinton can grow up to be president. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]
Your Daily Devotional for November 12, 2014
Never put off until tomorrow that which you can put off forever. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for November 11, 2014
Ask your doctor if emotionally dead on the inside is right for you. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for November 10, 2014
How to fold a fitted sheet: 1. Roughly ball the sheet up 2. Stuff the balled-up sheet into the linen closet 3. Go do anything else Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]
Your Daily Devotional for November 6, 2014
“Come on, let’s give 110% out there today!” — a sure sign you’ve hired the wrong math tutor Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]
Your Daily Devotional for November 5, 2014
I promise you that my next app will be a hit: Psychotic Birds. They’re attacking the pigs because the voices in their heads tell them to. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited […]
Your Daily Devotional for November 4, 2014
“Four whores and seven beers ago…” “[sigh] Mr. Sheen, can you just read the words as they appear in your script?” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. […]
Your Daily Devotional for November 3, 2014
A special message to young people everywhere, so vibrant, so hopeful, so full of dreams, with their whole lives in front of them: fuck you. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]
Your Daily Devotional for October 31, 2014
The scariest thing I can imagine being for Halloween is my own thoughts. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich