Why didn’t anyone tell me that “speed dating” has nothing to do with meth? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Jeff Tiedrich
Designer, Musician, Curmudgeon, Celebrity Death Haikuist and Formerly Famous on the Internet. I think everyone is entitled to my own opinion.
Your Daily Devotional for October 7, 2014
*takes time machine back to 1971* “Hi, high school girls who wouldn’t go out with me. Look how cool I am now.” “Ugh, you’re a gross old man.” *sighs*
Your Daily Devotional for October 6, 2014
*decides to meditate* *meditates for 72 seconds* *congratulates self for being an enlightened person* *plays with phone* Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for October 3, 2014
I wish Obama would give a speech on the importance of breathing so I could watch every conservative hold their breath until they die. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]
Your Daily Devotional for October 2, 2014
They say “never give up on your dreams” but I think I’m about ready to let go of the one where everything’s covered in spiders. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]
Your Daily Devotional for October 1, 2014
I like my coffee as I like my women: marginalized and subjugated by centuries of patriarchy. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich
Your Daily Devotional for September 29, 2014
When a sex scene starts in a movie, I always tell my daughter something like “her zipper is stuck and he’s helping.” PS: My daughter is 23. Your Daily Devotional is a […]
Your Daily Devotional for September 26, 2014
If life hands you lemons, whip them as hard as you can into the back of some stranger’s head. You feel better now, don’t you? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry […]
Your Daily Devotional for September 25, 2014
A swarm of bees in a trench coat, walking down the street, and I conclude “they’re dressing for the job they want.” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Your Daily Devotional for September 24, 2014
We call it Earth but the entities who live in other star systems call it Jerkwater Moron Planet and laugh behind our backs. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my […]