Some people see the glass as half empty. Other people recognize you for the fraud that you are. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]

My grandfather worked three jobs to feed his family. If I have to struggle to open a microwave popcorn bag, my day is ruined. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from […]

I never enjoyed wrestling with my demons but I did enjoy trash-talking them before the match. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Know who I saw on the subway just now? Waldo. I just nodded once and mimed zipping my lips. He looked relieved. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]

Being a white male is awesome. I don’t know why more people don’t choose to be white males. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]

I could tell you why I want to kill you, but then I’d have to kill you. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

I had that very optimistic dream again where my glass is half full of spiders. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich

Before you judge me, walk a mile in my shoes. I’ve got a pair so comfortable, you’ll forget all about whatever fucked-up thing I did to you. Your Daily Devotional is a […]

“If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning. Hi, this is Peter Yarrow for Home Depot…” Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at […]

Pro tip: Every restaurant is a drive-through if you’re drunk enough. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @jefftiedrich