kids are still caged, the climate is still going to shit, Nazis are still rampant and the cabinet is still full of thieves but the stupid shit spent 89 minutes in Afghanistan […]

my favorite bible story is the one where Jesus tells our soldiers that it’s ok for them to commit as many war atrocities as they want, because he’ll pardon them all, and […]

yes please explain to me one more time how our twice-divorced thrice-married degenerate president, who cheated on every wife, paid hush money and lied about it, who has mocked the weak and […]

holy fucking shit can we just wrap Ruth Bader Ginsburg in bubble wrap and carry her around in a sedan chair for the next two or more years because she is currently […]

hey guys call me crazy but I’m thinking that the lady who is a career foreign affairs specialist has more credibility than the petulant twerp suing an imaginary cow Your Daily Devotional […]

Nunes: AMBASSADOR SONDLAND ARE YOU AWARE OF ALL THE DIPSHIT CONSPIRACY THEORIES RATTLING AROUND IN MY BIG DUMB EMPTY MEDIOCRE HEAD Sondland: I am not Nunes: AHA Your Daily Devotional is a […]

imagine being a highly-decorated lifelong military officer, rising to the rank of lieutenant colonel, fluent in multiple languages, assigned to the National Security Council, and having to submit to an interrogation by […]

remember when Hillary melted straight the fuck down and threw an epic twitter shitfit when asked to testify about Benghazi? of course you don’t. she calmly answered questions for eleven straight hours, […]

so, an obese 73-year-old who never exercises and lives on a diet of amphetamines and junk food makes an unscheduled visit to Walter Reed Hospital on a Saturday afternoon because he [checks […]

Trump uses his own unsecured cell phone to discuss his crimes with flunkies in restaurants, yammering so fucking loudly that bystanders can hear him, but yes please tell me one more time […]