All those kids you knew growing up who always broke all their toys within ten minutes of receiving them on Christmas morning are now running the Republican party. Your Daily Devotional is […]

Donald Fucking Trump. Imagine this vulgar slug listening to music, or visiting a museum, or playing with a small child. You can’t. The man possesses not one single shred of humanity and […]

Donald Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and brag that he was going to shoot someone but end up shooting himself in the groin, because he’s incompetent and a […]

Just as Hitler ruined the snazzy square mustache for everyone else, Donald Trump is going to ruin hot-gluing a desiccated badger pelt to your forehead for future generations. Your Daily Devotional is […]

As you watch our president wander aimlessly on stage at the G20, glassy-eyed and lost in a fugue state of borne of stress, fatigue and the ever-encroaching fog of dementia, you can’t […]

Hillary was wrong to call Trump’s supporters a basket of deplorables. She should have called them a fucktangle of shitweasels. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

Trump is such an aggressively inept bozo of a criminal that if he hadn’t been born into obscene wealth, right now he’d be on an episode of Cops, drunk and with his […]

No one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, child molesters, wife beaters, income tax cheaters, pedophile wrestling coaches, compromised Russian assets, blackout-drunk rapist judges and bone saw murder apologists would […]

Look, if Mueller was breathing down your neck and a lifetime of greed and theft and laundered Russian mob money and paid-off sex partners was finally catching up with you, and all […]

The loneliest man in the world sits in his white house bedroom, endlessly changing channels, desperately trying to find good news about his seedy life and train wreck presidency, with his stomach […]