Maybe while he’s in Vietnam Trump can visit the final resting place of the soldier who took his spot. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me […]

Yes, my house has walls. But do you know what it also has? A welcome mat. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me at @itsJeffTiedrich

Why are they calling it “Trump’s 4th of July parade” when “Million Moron March” is right there for the taking? Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow […]

I notice that the White House has walls, yet that didn’t stop it from becoming completely infested with criminals. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter feed. Follow me […]

You could almost acclimate yourself to a president who is confused and demented and lazy and a criminal and a cheat and a liar and a traitor and a moron and a […]

The coffee billionaire has zero policy proposals beyond ‘rich people shouldn’t pay taxes’ and no one is picking apart his food choices or asking if he’s likeable enough or telling him to […]

Sending our god-mad gay-hating vice president overseas to lecture our few remaining allies sure worked out well and by “worked out well” I mean that the ghost-white flop-sweat fuck got the stone-silent […]

If your profile pic isn’t an eagle fucking a gun while Jesus lovingly cradles a Confederate flag then I’m really really sorry but you’re just not patriotic enough for me. Your Daily […]

Ideally, the president of the United States, the head of a multi-generational crime family, a compromised Russian asset and the stupidest fucking moron on the planet should not all be the same […]

A failed game show host became the United States president because millions of stupid fucks can’t tell the difference between television and reality and that’s the kind of industrial-strength stupid that doesn’t […]