Daily Devotional

Your Daily Devotional for November 14, 2019

[Deplorable saws off his own hand]
me: what are you doing???
Deplorable: HA HA I TRIGGERED YOU, LIBTARD
me: I’m not trigg—
Deplorable: TRUMP IS STILL YOUR PRESIDENT
me: you’re bleedin—
Deplorable: BEST PRESIDENT EVER
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