hang on, are you telling me that the laziest goldbricking asshole ever to stink up the Oval Office was out golfing during the raid on Bargain Basement Bin Laden and ginned up some bullshit situation room photo-op hours later? fuck me, I did Nazi that coming at all, not one bit
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