Today I took Trump Air to a Trump casino. During the flight I ate a Trump Steak, drank Trump Vodka and read in Trump Magazine about Trump’s football team. Oh wait, no I didn’t, because the stupid moron who doesn’t understand how tariffs work drove them all into the fucking ground.
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