thank god our president is a twenty-megaton tire fire with the impulse control of a ferret being tasered who takes pleasure in spitting on the grave of a dead prisoner of war, […]
Ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people. Your Daily Devotional is a lightly-edited entry from my Twitter […]
Happy Equinox from the staff at S&R.
When fascism comes to America, it will be humping a flag and carrying an unsecured iPhone in the freakishly undersized hands dangling from its useless, withered t-rex arms. Your Daily Devotional is […]
The president of the united states is cracking under the strain of multiple criminal investigations and is literally live-tweeting his own hellish descent into madness. What a time to be alive. Your […]
The streets ran red with green… At best St. Patrick’s Day is a problematic holiday, celebrated more upon the basis of benevolent boozy pop culture myth than upon an accurate understanding of […]
Sometimes I wish I had no moral compass because holy fucking shit the first thing I would do is grift these Deplorable rubes so hard that they’d be walking around wearing a […]
I’m in the mood for a little dissection, aren’t you? First, let me be clear that I agree with everything in this meme. I’m something of a proceduralist. It’s only gotten worse […]
… leaves surrounded by moss on a stump in the forest at my university.
Beto has announced for President. Now to see if we can figure out who he actually is. To the surprise of nobody, Texas Democratic darling Beto O’Rourke has announced his candidacy for […]