Pro bono attorney for the Trump Crime Family has said a lot of … interesting … things. Below are 11 quotes. Can you guess which are his and which aren’t?
1: We’ve had no domestic terrorist attacks under Bush.
2: Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.
3: When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.
4: The best books… are those that tell you what you know already.
5: Truth isn’t truth.
6: The whole idea of profiling is perfectly legal and perfectly legitimate.
7: Breaking the law isn’t a crime.
8: $135,000 seems like a lot of money. It isn’t pocket change, but it’s pretty close to it at the end.
9: The choice for mankind lies between freedom and happiness and for the great bulk of mankind, happiness is better
10: That which makes us safe makes us free.
11: A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon, you’re talking real money.
1: Yep – thought I’d start you with an easy one. America’s Mayor somehow forgot 9/11. Which is odd, because as former VP Joe Biden once said, “there’s only three things he [needs] to make … a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11.”
2: That’s Rudy, too. Compare with #10 below.
3: Not Rudy. That was Richard Nixon.
4: Not Rudy. This is from 1984.
5: Rudy, speaking with Chuck Todd.
6: Yup. Racial profiling is awesome.
7: Rudy didn’t use these words but it’s a nice paraphrase of everything he’s said in the last year or two, isn’t it?
8: Rudy on why paying off hookers and porn stars is different for Trump than it is regular people.
9: The polished language gave this one away, didn’t it? This is Orwell again.
10: Despite it’s remarkable similarity to #2, this isn’t Rudy. It’s from Minority Report. Department of Pre-Crime.
11: This was just for fun. You might have compared it to #8 and thought yeah, that sounds like Rudy Bag ‘o Donuts. But it’s actually from the late Sen. Everett Dirksen.
How many did you get?