Daily Devotional

Your Daily Devotional for August 17, 2018

Lara Trump, because when I need a smooth and savvy go-between to offer hush money to the reality show has-been hell-bent on releasing embarrassing tapes, I turn to the self-incriminating dilettante naif wife of a library-paste-eating eurotrash vampire with glow-in-the-dark gums.
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