Week in Snark

Do not pass go: The Week in Snark, 3/2/18

The Week in Snark

Stiff, transparent fucknozzles for everyone!

Do not collect $200.

Jared Kushner has ‘got to go’ if reports about his role in Qatar blockade true: Leading Democrat. Yes. Specifically he has got to go to jail.

Stephen Hawking Claims To Know What Happened Before The Big Bang. This is what I’ve been saying for years.

Washington set to become next state to ban anti-gay conversion therapy. However, anti-asshole religious fucknozzle conversion therapy will still be legal.

WSJ: Cohen complained about lack of reimbursement for porn star payment. So, first he stiffs the porn star, now he’s stiffing his lawyer?

House of pane: Apple was warned of glass danger. Yes, but you have to respect Apple’s transparency in dealing with the issue. #rimshot

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