Going to try something, inspired by S&R co-founder Mike Sheehan’s late great Nota Bene feature.
Trump: Florida school officer “didn’t have the courage.” And if there’s anything Cadet Bonespurs knows about, it’s courage.
Scientists have created human-sheep hybrids. There’s a Ryan Giggs joke in here somewhere. #ManUre #sheepshagger
Billy Graham had his flaws. But he was better than his idiot boy. I know, that’s kind of a low bar.
Rae Carruth apologizes for death of pregnant girlfriend, seeks custody of 18-year-old son. Guessing this is something of a long shot.
McDonald’s plays ‘hide the cheeseburger’ in new Happy Meal health push. How much more entertaining could this have been if it were Wienerschnitzel….
Finally, I might live forever.
Y’all be sweet, now.
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