Rudy: Mitt says you’re thinking of going straight.
Donald: You got a problem with that?
Rudy: You need to be more worried about yourself, gabron. You work for me. I work for the mob, La Familia, Casa Nostra. When China doesn’t want to get their hands dirty, they send me. They’ve already given orders to tear down one of your precious hotels. They also said to tell you that if you don’t start cooperating, Hillary is gonna win that recount. That’s right. She works for me, too. She’s a ruthless killer and she’s good at it, and if she wins the recount, you won’t have the Secret Service around anymore. I’m the guy protecting you from her. I think a little gratitude is in order. You don’t want Mitt for Secretary of State, fine. You get me. Don’t make this hard on yourself, Donald. You might not like what happens next.
Note: This is satire. For all I know, Donald Trump’s hair is real.