And it is going to be GREAT
Okay, I’m a realist. I have to accept that there is a legitimate possibility that Trump will be president. In which case, the best thing we can hope is that he surrounds himself with a cabinet up to the task at hand. This will be a daunting task.
So now is the time to start thinking up his fantasy cabinet. Who are the very best people he should entrust to each of these critical roles?
Now, I’m thinking populist, here. His cabinet doesn’t need to be experts in their fields. They need to be his best advisors and lieutenants, in essence. His best faces for all the things he’s going to make great. They are going to be the ones with the experts and engineers, and financiers, and you know, dealmakers, and they’ll just be the best people in their fields, that’s who will advise our cabinet. And Trump’s cabinet is going to know how to trust those experts. They’ll know when something’s not right. They’ll feel it. You feel it. Something’s not right. And that’s how Trump’s cabinet is going to make things right, the way his plan says is right. And he’ll have their ear, not the experts, unless he needs them, but no, he’ll be talking directly with these people in his cabinet.
And they need to be people of the people. You know, people you know. So, for instance, I think it is important that we give serious consideration to the possibility that Trump’s cabinet may well be very populist, and popular, too, driven not, well, not necessarily by celebrity, but by being you know, kind of personalities in their own right, people you know. Celebrities. And there are some people that would just be ideal for their roles.
His pick for veep is crucial. I’m thinking Gene Simmons. No, no. Think about it. Biden:Obama::Gene Simmons:Trump. Bumbling, goofy, awkward, the cool uncle who teaches the kids new ways to annoy the parents any maybe say some awkward things that need explaining later. But he gets the job done behind the scenes and can still get your attention when he needs to. Simmons would be great. And you just know you want to see him presiding over the Senate. What could be more metal?
For defense, we need to think out the box here. Not someone from within the military, an outsider. But someone who would be strong for America and boldly stare down our enemies. That has to be Ted Nugent.
If I keep going with that general scheme in mind, this is what I come up with.
Secretary of State: Rand Paul
Secretary of the Treasury: Ron Paul
Attorney General: Clint Eastwood
Secretary of the Interior: Cliven Bundy
Secretary of Agriculture: Hank Williams, Jr.
Secretary of Commerce: Rudy Guiliani
Secretary of Labor: Mike Rowe
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Ben Carson
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Zoltan Bathory, Five Finger Death Punch
Secretary of Transportation: Tom Cruise
Secretary of Energy: Sarah Palin
Secretary of Education: Jesse Ventura
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Kid Rock
Secratary of Homeland Security: Chuck Norris
Who do you think should be on his dream cabinet? What about Hillary’s? Maybe Sanders’?