Dear Subway: some advice on your latest TV commercial

Have you seen the latest Subway ad? If not:

So, if I were in charge of Subway’s advertising here in the post-Jared world, I might have done things a bit differently.

1: There would be, no how no way, no conversations taking place in HR.

2: The guy would look as little like Jared as possible, so less geeky, less nerd-boy, less pedophiac.

3: Under no circumstances would I have anyone opening wide and going down under the desk on a $5 footlong.

But that’s just me.

Jesus is coming, and he’s eating fresh.

Categories: Business/Finance, Funny