Sheriff apparently not the concierge

By way of Raw Story, Tonya Couch complained that it was too bright for her to sleep properly. Sheriff? “It’s jail, not a resort.”

Just wait until she notices that pea under her mattress.

Even better, her counsel seems to be trying to suggest that notoriety confers some kind of protected status, because clearly it can’t be anything else that warrants her special treatment as a political prop. It’ll be interesting how that turns out.