*takes time machine back to 1971*
“Hi, high school girls who wouldn’t go out with me. Look how cool I am now.”
“Ugh, you’re a gross old man.”
*sighs*
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Progressive Culture | Scholars & Rogues 
If you can’t pick up a chick by offering to give her a ride in a TIME MACHINE, well, I don’t know what to think.
Try again, but this time add “Dr.” before your name.