I just realized something about Sam’s dog

I really liked Sam’s piece this morning on dog dreams. But in thinking about it, I’ve come to a disturbing conclusion.

  • The dog is mystified by science and technology.
  • He can’t tell the difference between what’s real and what’s imaginary.
  • A lot of his happiness in life results from his ignorance.

Sam, your dog is a Republican.

Jesus is coming, and he ain’t riding no elevator…

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  1. Hmmm, interesting Sam…in rebuttal I would offer:

    Ronan is pro-choice but you had the vet snag his jewels anyway

    And pro gun control because the noise scares him. I’m sure if we spoke Caninese he would tell us complete confiscation, the sooner the better.

    And he definitely believes in big government (you) and lots of social entitlements such as chauffeured transportation, free healthcare, and unlimited treats.

    Sam, Ronan is obviously a Black Dog Democrat!