I love to talk about my famous weiner.
That is what you’d truly like to see.
And if I run for office as a Weiner,
Everyone will point and laugh at me.
C’mon, everybody! You know the words. Second verse, same as the first. Could get better, but it’s gonna get worse.
No impulse control. Check.
Moral compass of a pickup artist. Check.
Upbraided by Pelosi with, “needs to get a clue.” Check.
Pelosi, it should be noted, knows a thing or three about getting a clue. She has, after all, been part of the huge Dem/GOP drive to erode your privacy rights for a very long time. She gets clues.
Oh, yeah, and Pepper Spray Cop is back in the news. Won’t somebody please shed a tear (he didn’t cause by spraying)?
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