The slippery slope of American ignorance has just been greased: Ted Nugent wants to be president.
His claims to fame:
- He’s got seven baby-mamas who’ve given him nine kids (wonder if he’s up to date on child support?). Imagine that reality show. By the way, this fact is being touted as his campaign slogan.
- He cut into his own leg with a chainsaw. While filming a TV show. Makes Gerald Ford’s falls and George W. Bush’s pretzel look like they weren’t trying.
- He LOVES the NRA. Question is: how much do they love him?
- He was investigated for threatening President Obama. That oughta be good experience for conducting foreign policy.
Can’t wait to count the legs on this one. Think he can get Michelle Bachmann as his running mate? Or would Sarah Palin be a better choice?