The Newtonian principles of marriage: two from Paul Szep

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  1. Great satires, inspiring these extra captions:

    “I am appalled to be called on my double adulteries, as if they matter, as if multiple sins haven’t been expiated by my penance and conversion. This elitist attack not only impugns my private life, but the Catholic Church itself, how typical of the secular elitist media’s contempt for faith.”

    “I am appalled at CNN’s obvious obsession with sex. Everyone knows I believe in free markets and freedom to bomb anywhere, so why not free love and open marriages?”

    “If God didn’t give me such righteous grandiosity, I’d take your question about my affairs personally. But I am above such tawdry trivialities.”