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Rick and Jane and Jesus (The GOP Presidential Candidate Reader, pt. 3)

On Monday, we introduced Rick and his companion Spotty. Yesterday, we got to know a typical Rick Perry supporter, Jane, and today, we will spend some time with Rick’s special friend, Jesus. Tomorrow, we will compare Rick to the rest of the Republican field, and on Friday….well, Friday’s coming up fast, but we will think of something by then. (Although to be honest I was sort of hoping some of you would chime in with something by then. Help me, Mr. Wizard!)

Look, Jesus, look.

It’s Jesus’s friend Rick.

“Run, Rick, run,” says Jesus.

“Run for President!”

“Thank you, Jesus,” says Rick.

 

Look, Jesus, look.

It’s Jesus’s friend Sarah.

“Run, Sarah, run,” says Jesus.

“Run for President!”

“Thank you, Jesus,” says Sarah.

 

Look, Jesus, look.

It’s Jesus’s friend Michelle.

“Run, Michelle, run,” says Jesus.

“Run for President!”

“Thank you, Jesus,” says Michelle.

 

Look, Jesus, look.

It’s Jesus’s friend Herman.

“Run, Herman, run,” says Jesus.

“Run for President!”

“Thank you, Jesus,” says Herman.

 

Look, Jesus, look.

It’s Jesus’s casual acquaintance Newt.

“Run, Newt, run,” says Jesus.

“Run for President!”

“Thank you, Jesus,” says Newt.

 

Look, Jesus, look.

It’s Jesus’s friend Reverend Al.

“Run, Al, run,” says Jesus.

“Run for President!”

“Thank you, Jesus,” says Reverend Al.

 

“Whassup with that?” texts Jesus’s friend Pope Bee.

“Messing with Rick,” texts Jesus.

“LMAO!” texts Pope Bee.

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